Colin Davis

Better late than never

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@EthansAnalyst @greg16676935420 If @alt_w_v_g gives the approval please report back with results

@ColinDavAZ @greg16676935420 Two outcomes on the board Both gaining traction Continuing coverage

There’s 365 days in a year 52 weeks in a year 7 days in a week 52 x 7 = 364 What am I missing here?

@EthansAnalyst @greg16676935420 Oh no. Communication between @EthansAnalyst and @greg16676935420 can only turn out one of two ways. Insanely awesome or a complete meltdown of society. The peak of sarcasm meets the peak of analysis. Updates are required

@greg16676935420 Remainder of 1 Not all intervals divide evenly Adjustment required Plz advise Thx

@SchefflerLegion I hate today.

🚨🏌️‍♂️💔 NEW: Scottie Scheffler has announced he is parting ways with longtime caddy Ted Scott and said, "his jokes are not hitting the same as they used to" For next weeks Masters Tournament, he has enlisted the help of Will Zalatoris to loop for him on the bag.

America is healing

@vmant @North_Lites @alt_w_v_g @Momyoffour4 I wouldn’t be surprised if somewhere in the bylaws HOAs have the power to forcibly remove people. And keep their pets.

@ColinDavAZ @North_Lites @alt_w_v_g @Momyoffour4 Do the HOA's have the power to put liens on a property? If so, that is a pretty big one

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

$4.55 per minute for the trash cans. $75 per “occurrence” for the lights. But what constitutes an occurrence? A day? An individual light? A flash? It’s a minimum of $5k if it’s $75 a day. If it’s per flash/per light/per day Karen is gonna have to sell the house and take out a personal loan.

@alt_w_v_g @Momyoffour4 $4.55 per minute fine you say, ouch. Now to decide how to spend Karen's money

@maziehirono The sky is blue, grass is green, humans breathe air. I’m sorry, I thought we were saying the most obvious shit possible

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@harukaawake @Cernovich This is amazing. I’m loving my timeline today

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

So let me get this straight... The EXACT SAME PEOPLE who gave Elon Musk a standing ovation for DOGE, and then only voted on 1 DOGE cut... ...are the SAME PEOPLE saying we need secure elections, but won't pass the SAVE Act????

@wesleybryangolf @YourGolfTourYGT Landon Ashworth!

Who do you want to see on the YGT? @YourGolfTourYGT

Oh C'mon.

@NUCLRGOLF @ABC @TWlegion Tiger needs to stop driving.

🚨#BREAKING — TIGER WOODS INVOLVED IN ROLL OVER CRASH ON JUPITER ISLAND. Pray for Tiger Woods and his family. @ABC reporting.

Love watching everyday Americans put Jimmy Kimmel in his place 🔥👇🏼 “Jimmy Kimmel is a half rate comedian who hasn’t been funny in over a decade, whose viewership is tanking like the Hindenburg and who apparently has extreme contempt for the American blue collar worker.”

@nikitabier The internet or social media alone?

The Internet was a mistake

Calling it now @alt_w_v_g and @MrsEthanBrooks is the same person. Dude hit the algorithm and is brilliantly creating the antithesis of his vitality. Keep it up, I’m here for it!

@alt_w_v_g @MrsEthanBrooks Drink lots of water and rest. You'll feel better in no time.

My wife packed my lunch today First kind gesture since the list Opened it at my desk Sandwich Apple A note that said "we need to talk" And a test Two lines Positive I called her immediately I said "you have COVID?" She was quiet for a long time Then she said "I'm staying at my mom's tonight" I said "smart. I can't afford to be sick before tomorrow's session. I've been preparing all week." She hung up I think she's upset about the diagnosis Showed my analyst the test He looked at it Looked at me Looked at it again He said "boss man I don't think that's" I said "COVID. I know. Terrible timing." He closed his mouth He's been sitting at his desk very quietly for two hours I think he's processing the exposure risk Sent from my iPhone

@alt_w_v_g @sweatystartup The subtle call to irony is brilliant. Well done good sir

@sweatystartup I could not agree more. Don't use it. It is terrible. Let me test it out for another two months or so before I report back.

AI tools right now are more expensive than my international team. We can't afford them and they are heavily subsidized all the way up. What happens when they 5x in cost? The bubble is popping soon.

@GuntherEagleman Unfortunately, this is purely performative. Veto Queen Hobbs is sitting behind the closed door, just waiting to never sign this.

🚨 AZ just went nuclear on illegal aliens! New legislation: BAN illegals from opening bank accounts BAN them from sending remittances out of the country CLOSE loopholes letting them get loans This is the way!