Colin George

@simpsons_DG Can someone get some software to listen to what Ned's two exceptions are and why in Canada it's flip-flopped please? I feel this is useful information being denied to the public. Thank you Simpsons Daily Glavins.

You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice - but I do! Now, here's a little trick to help you remember: If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

@knowyourmeme Best thing I own

On this day 32 years ago, an episode of The Simpsons titled "Homer Loves Flanders" first aired in the United States. In one scene, Homer appears from the bushes and surprises his neighbors, inviting them to spend the day together. When they decline, Homer backs into the bushes and disappears.

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"The journalists working for BBC World Service, find this situation distressing and frankly baffling. The last thing journalists … need is to worry about whether the organisation has the financial resources to keep going." nuj.org.uk/resource/stop-…

@bysianharrison I scream into the abyss every time I see "Richard Smedley KC, defending" for someone who has pleaded guilty...

"Taking the stand" is American and should be filed under "does not exist" along with gavels when it comes to reporting on courtrooms in England and Wales. We enter the witness box here. Probably an entirely futile post, but then most are 🤷‍♀️

@GaryAPhilipson 💯

@ColinGeorgeBBC VAR needs to be binned

The Ofcom complaints about that are going to be extremely fun #WrexhamChelsea

@GaryAPhilipson I agreed with them though!

@ColinGeorgeBBC We were creasing

Let’s all Prey for Don

@shitbritishpics That Vauxhall dealership is still there, amazingly. Linda is not.

Cowies Redcar, Vauxhall Dealership, Trunk Road, Redcar, North Yorkshire, England, 22nd July 1993; pictured: glamour model Linda Lusardi opens new two million pound showroom at Cowies Redcar. (1993)

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@dailysimpsons @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill @DaveMirkin If you know the lore, having that trailer for Get Smart alongside it is... really really bad (not that anyone knew at the time). RIP Phil.

31 years ago today, February 19, 1995: #TheSimpsons episode “Bart vs. Australia” first aired on Fox. Guest-starring Phil Hartman as Evan Conover. Dir: Wes Archer. Wr: @thatbilloakley & @Joshstrangehill. EP: @DaveMirkin.

@LucyLetbyTrials @ClarkeMicah Cheshire Constabulary has been further rebuffed by the ICO in the last week, if you haven't seen Cleuci: ico.org.uk/media2/4vekzkd…

Shot of Detective Superintendent Paul Hughes, who led the investigation into Lucy Letby, at the conference discussed in @ClarkeMicah's latest column. Hughes flew to the US for the conference shortly after Letby's retrial, alongside three of his fellow Cheshire police officers.

@GarryTokpac @anon_opin But the car in 1885 is still there, buried in the mine, at the start of part 3 when Marty goes back to save the Doc.

@ColinGeorgeBBC @anon_opin Where? In the end of 2 doc is sent back in the car, he sends a courier with a letter telling Marty where he has left the car, 1950’s doc and Marty repair the car and Marty then goes back to 1800’s

Back to the Future is often cited as one of the few stories that does time travel well, but it's actually horrific. Marty returns to a completely different life, with essentially a different family, where all his childhood memories never happened.

@DrScuttles @GarryTokpac @anon_opin Love this! Thanks.

@GarryTokpac @ColinGeorgeBBC @anon_opin There's 4 Deloreans at one point but I've had too many beers to comprehend backtothefuture.fandom.com/wiki/Four_DeLo…

@zillowgonewild So what, we’re just ignoring the FIREMANS’ POLE to get downstairs? 😝

The man cave has the golf stuff but also a batting cage, dance studio, living areas

This is the most Blank Check house we’ve ever seen andddd Honestlyyyy we’ve never seen a home with this many amenities. Mansion. Resort style Pool. Shooting range. Gaming room. Go-Kart track. 5k sq ft day spa with hot tub/cold plunge/yoga room/massage area. 6k sq ft man cave with kitchen/golf simulator/gaming stations/dance studio with ballet barres/professional grade flooring. Also a batting cage gym, and more. Currently listed for $20,000,000 in Gilbert, AZ

@bysianharrison @lionelbarber I have a training session where I show anyone can easily break the enterprise version of Copilot (5.2) at will by asking it to play Gomoku, something so simple a child can play. So we won’t be letting it “write” anything anytime soon…

@lionelbarber I wouldn't trust a bot to produce legally-sound copy

This is beyond dumb. Reporting and writing go hand in hand. Some reporters take time to learn how to write. That’s the joy, as I discovered when I got knocked into shape at The Sunday Times years ago. The idea an Ai bot can get the job done is an affront to good journalism

@topgeararchive @PaganiAuto I am not having that this was 15 years ago ;-)

Today In Top Gear History: February 13th, 2011: Series 16 Episode 4 Challenge: Buying a convertible 4-seater car for £2000. Track Test: Pagani Zonda R, Pagani Zonda Tricolore. SIARPC: Simon Pegg: 1:44.9, Nick Frost: 1:44.5, Kia Cee’d. #TopGear #OnThisDate #BMW

@jaimerh354 @gmhales You certainly used to be able to on the MoJ website, however with a quick look all I could see was the number of trials over two years by quarter data.justice.gov.uk/courts

@gmhales I can’t think of where you would be able to. There used to be individual quarterly stats for each court centre but I struggled to find those recently.

As a non-lawyer, is it possible to see anywhere how far into the future courts are now setting trials?