Colin Gee

the machete / the Maybe

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WIENER ACCIDENTALLY SLIPS INTO THE FIRE So it has happened again: you are standing at the bonfire with a person you are hoping to impress, wiener on stick, and the goldarn thing slips off into the fire. thegorkogazette.com/?p=3694

Fabulous

Haunting @macy_skov

@whimpermanence The wine list

if i asked you to read out loud to me, what would you read?

@oldmantelegram My life

Curb Your Enthusiasm

@fender_belly Cant help it if Im lucky is awesome

My favorite Bob Dylan lyrics.

@BurialMagazine Why have you exposed my viscera

we saw you from across the studio apartment

@shakeydayz Finally

@ColinMGee Unforgiven

Name a western

@MrZoris Knew you would come through for us

@ColinMGee A fracking engineer with lyme’s disease enters into a dialogue with a type of ‘sentient’ black mold

What is your next book going to be about

What is fish for

Back when I was a country singer

@James_CallanNZ I am as hard as those eyes

@ColinMGee Got yourself a woody, eh? Thanks for reading, Gee!

Congrats James. I liked this one. Oh and thanks a lot, now I am going to spend the rest of the day with oak and lovers on the brain. more warmth in their oak than in the gazes of my lovers

What is YOUR dirty little secret

@amhcrane87 It is a tough one. So many good choices.

@ColinMGee been thinking a lot about this lately and I'm still not sure tbh

Which twitter friend would you sacrifice to Tláloc

This one guy Dennis from my dad’s old work.

Going to write a five thousand word essay for dog

Indecisive by @simon_coll87859 I had to choose one, lucky me. thegorkogazette.com/?p=26556