Colin Gee

the machete / the Maybe

@BurialMagazine Think you can catch it but you better hurry

walking toward the glow

@citywidelunch Oh?

I am gearing up to get ready for April so let's start sending some shit my way eh No Middlemarch nonsense and no "Oh? Oh." Bullshit Real actual writing from the heart

Thanks to my pacifier (cell phone) I can no longer

@chillerguylife This is why I wear work pants

@ColinMGee None of my pants work at all

All of my pants work differently

@tlkncrt Underwear?

@ColinMGee is the underwear in the medicine cabinet acting as air traffic control?

@tlkncrt Someone made this cat bed for her too

@ColinMGee completely spoiled creature.

Love is a steady diet of wet food

@tlkncrt Land on the tarmac

@ColinMGee what exactly are you trying to make them do

Swanson Ford – Employee Self-Appraisal by Bob Gielow thegorkogazette.com/?p=25835

One Oscar After Another

Building with Al?

Train dreams, that's cute. I got the Michael Crichton velociraptor night terrors

Smile Central is a sebaceous cyst brimming with heady sangria, seeping, bursting with cheerful, outlandish tales rife with food smeared on body parts and pop culture references from a time when life was nothing but one big sunny smile. Read it & smile, folks.

See my review of Donavan Whitley's new collection of gritty short stories at Dodo Eraser: dodoeraser.org/2026/03/18/wic…

@ermgrrrrr You can (and should) eat almost everything on a chicken

u guys are not real eaters if u need these little "hacks" to pop the bones out of a drum or flat wing u just need to b thorough + a real lover💯💯💯

People keep talking about Al How did you all get on a first-name basis with this guy

Ignoring the warning signs again

For the evening householder crowd thegorkogazette.com/2026/03/17/hou…