Colin Kelly

Friend: why are you studying computer engineering and trying to do comedy? Those two things have nothing in common. Me: I'm just really into bits

At their very best

Call that pussy C++ the way I be reading the documentation to see how the fuck that thing works

I just got a Cousin Greg from Succession fan edit to a 100 gecs song on my fyp, I think I'm good go ahead and ban tik tok

Did you know Fleetwood Mac is just one guy?

@skooshtweets 😞

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man with a CS degree and thus in possession of a good fortune, has no idea how to use it.

Thinking of trying this new anime, should I watch the sub or the dom 🤔?

Guys I think I'm gonna sit this war out. Just not feeling up to it

@Spicy_Lou_ To pre or not to pre

Call her William the way she shake my spear

Posted a set from Ashbary Coffee House on YouTube, check it out to hear me rant about being gay and not liking sushi youtu.be/TiR9b_AfPXs

Hear a lot of conservatives saying life starts at conception, but that's actually incorrect. Life started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this, it was only a kiss, now she's calling a cab...

Guys don't worry Biden is gonna tweet "this is unacceptable, someone needs to do something about this", everything will be fine

@Spicy_Lou_ I'll tell you what number she is if you answer me these questions three

She’s a 10 but she’s a goblin that only speaks in riddles

@jakeshotfriend No shit this exact phrase is in my tweet drafts

In space no one can hear you cum

INTRODUCING COLTON STONE!! Growing up it’s not easy to relate to your family sometimes- so it’s always important to have a friend to keep you grounded. For Evren, that rock is Colton Stone! Played by the ever so sturdy and multiversally adored Colin Kelly! @ColinWithTwoLs

@steph_petrov I thought we were friends, cats craddel 🚬🐒👑⚰️🪦

@steph_petrov Do a hot pink bob

The portals lead to infinite possibilities, what do you think waits on the other side?! Find out this Sunday! #WayfarersofTheMultiverse #WOTM

Biden's build back better pizza better ingredients plan

last week’s show is now up on youtube!! big thanks to everyone who came out 🐄 youtu.be/0ywVMUkZlvE

"Dude I blacked out last night did I do anything crazy" "Yea dude you dabbed, everyone was really upset"