Colin

why do i keep trying to get my local donair shop to sell a spicy wrap with extra meat called THE BIG STEVE

My friend Steve just ate a whole box of ice cream cones.

Just pissed for a hundred years.

@Cazzy Get a guitar (or something), learn some chords, start writing songs (Lorde inspired), play some open mics, don’t look anyone in the eyes, meet other artists, get inspired, get better, realize you’re enjoying it, start seeking less, like yourself more. Then let the dimes roll in.

"So Cazzy, any plans tomorrow?" "Oh, you know. Pizza. Chocolate. Wine. Romantic comedies. Probably think about how lonely I am and where it all went wrong and cry a bit." "Haha, what a great way to spend Valentine's Day." "... Valentine's Day?!?"

My egg nog abuse is between me and the lord.

Circling my kitchen like a wolf while the frozen pizza cooks.

Doing “the wave” in the TV timeout with a deep and reckless abandon.

WE WANT THE CUP

Celeb sighting count: DA - 3 CWP - 0

DA is getting popcorn on the concourse.

Columbus jersey count: 0

DA just ordered 2 red wines.

A true test of mediocrity.

We are more invested in Crazy P than the game at hand. #Peezers

Boone Jenner is here.

I’ll be tweeting live from Rogers Arena as our hometown Canucks host the Blue Jackets of Columbus Ohio.

Scotty has 8 more minutes til quiet time.

Scotty brought his own putter and ball to mini golf.

My friend Steve eats sushi with a spoon.