stever

My favourite thing to say to my kids is go to bed.

My friend Steve just ate a whole box of ice cream cones.

why do i keep trying to get my local donair shop to sell a spicy wrap with extra meat called THE BIG STEVE

my new favourite swear phrase is oh dear just wait until you hear me do it

a funny thing to say to someone else is youre wrong about me

@WhiteHouse Maybe it will happen this time.

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@r0ck3t23 Who else is ready for kibble cuisine?

Eric Weinstein just described the end of the mapped life. For ten thousand years, humans had to earn the right to exist. Pick a noun. Become the noun. Die as the noun. Accountant. Teacher. Radiologist. The box had a name. You climbed inside and stayed until retirement or death. Weinstein: “Every occupation that is named is over.” Not automated. Not replaced. Named. You picked a noun. It told the world who you were. Then it told you who you were. If your future has a title your parents recognize, that future is already dissolving beneath you. Weinstein: “A tsunami of a lifetime is coming and nothing your elders have seen is gonna prepare you.” People hear this and assume it’s about unemployment. It’s not. It’s about identity. The machines aren’t absorbing tasks. They’re dissolving the categories we built ourselves around. You spent your whole life becoming a noun. The noun is about to stop existing. When the label disappears, what’s left of you? Weinstein: “Get flexible. Get good on a bunch of different stuff. Learn how to think across disciplines.” Stop being a noun. Start being a verb. But the most important thing Weinstein said has nothing to do with strategy. It touches something much older. Something closer to the bone. In a world where AI is world-class at everything, what is the point of a human being? Weinstein: “I think you should be able to just have a life. I have a golden retriever. I don’t know that it’s the greatest golden retriever in the world.” For ten thousand years, human worth was measured by output. How much you could lift. How fast you could think. How much value you could squeeze from a single day. We trained ourselves to think like machines because machines didn’t exist yet. Now they do. And they will be better than us at every measurable thing. Most people hear that and feel terror. They should feel something closer to relief. When a machine can do it better, the metric dies. When the metric dies, the cage opens. You were never supposed to be a spreadsheet. You were never supposed to justify your breath with a job title. Your golden retriever doesn’t optimize. It doesn’t produce quarterly earnings. It doesn’t prove it’s worth to anyone. It just lives. And you love it anyway. That was always the offer. We just couldn’t afford it. Now we can. We spent ten thousand years trying to prove we were machines. The machines just arrived to tell us we never had to be.

@lindayaX @NYCMayor Are the rich too broke to pay taxes?

@NYCMayor this is actually one of the scariest things I have seen. it won’t stop here. 🗽😞

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

My friends after taking an edible: Like... I feel that yearning for one's youth is a fallacy, that too often we forget that the wisdom that comes with age grants us more possibilities and not less. Me after taking an edible: spongebop squarepaps

@NassimHaramein Been following your work for a long time. You always find parallels within forces of nature. I think you are correct about fundamental principles and how they scale. You are at the verge of complete understanding because of your attitude. Much respect!!

Einstein predicted black holes but didn't believe they could exist. His equations said yes. He said no. Decades later, Nassim Haramein asked: what if quantum physics and black hole physics were always the same story — and nobody connected them because science was too fragmented to see it? #UnifiedPhysics #ISF #NassimHaramein

Normal people to the driver of the bus: “Thank you!” Me: “love you..”

Told my wife I was gonna cut my own hair and she asked me please don’t burn down our home.

It’s just me and my silly little hobbies against the world

@BudLightSadness Not Twitter, not X, it’s Vague bot post dot com

I peeked over at Canadian twitter They are not ok bro.

I went shopping at Princess Auto in my new KMS TOOLS hat and someone drop kicked me right in the face.

Leave no forest unburned.

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

@weiss_hadas I love this idea. Let’s circle back on it next week.

what's a professional way of saying "cuz i don't feel like it"

Just give me a plain ass bacon cheeseburger

If you live in Vancouver and you ain’t got business cards with your name on them yo you make me sick to my stomach fam.