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Colin Story

@Colin_Story

BMus, MA, Serial Comma All Day

Toronto Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Colin Story@Colin_Story·
Peak 2019: my therapist promising me that we’ll spend less time talking about Fleabag in our next session.
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The three kinds of voicemail messages there are in 2019, inclusive: 1. Phishing scams 2. Immediate wrong # hang-up 3. “Hi, it’s me, your parent. It’s 9:30am, Pacific time, on Tuesday morning, calling from my cell phone, and I just want to chat abt a few things. Nice weather he”
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@BANNERSMUSIC Excuse me I think you mean “I was the bark and you were the bite.”
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I have a new song that has a lyric "I was the dark and you were the light" and I once sang "I was a dog and you were a cat" as a laugh and now i'm wondering if that's just better?
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The WholeNote@TheWholeNote·
This past International Women's Day weekend, #MostlyJazz columnist @Colin_Story attended The Women From Space Festival..."a valuable festival with excellent potential for future growth... to see where it goes from here." buff.ly/2ucjNBO
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast But that's just the kind of plum-eating bitch I am And you knew that when you married me (shrug emoji)
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The WholeNote@TheWholeNote·
"December is one of the most exciting months of the year to hit the town and take in a show...from the great canon of Christmas songs... to the ample supply of non-holiday music to check out in a wide variety of venues." @Colin_Story #MainlyClubsMostlyJazz buff.ly/2B2q6uX
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This time of year I think a lot about that bit in Home Alone where Kevin's grocery bags break and how it's really really funny.
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