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Emily Flake

@EmilyFlake

St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency: https://t.co/hy5PTtl7Qr

Brooklyn Katılım Eylül 2011
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Emily Flake
Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
If it steps like a goose - 🤷🏼‍♀️
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All Of It With Alison Stewart
All Of It With Alison Stewart@AllOfItWNYC·
Listeners, we want to hear about your favorite vintage finds! What treasures have you unearthed? Why do you like vintage clothing? Maybe there’s a vintage or thrift store you want to shout out! We're talking with @emilymstochl Give us a call or text at 212-433-9692
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Emily Flake
Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
If you'd like a bit (or a lot!) of your #GivingTuesday to go towards supporting women + nb folks in comedy, St. Nell's is raising money to secure a second location. Read our appeal letter at stnells.com 💝
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
I have this piece in today’s FLAMING HYDRA and BELIEVE ME this pub is so worth the sub, for reasons far beyond this: #pie-vanity" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">flaminghydra.com/issue-175/#pie
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sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT hinkley
i need a reliable struggle meal…hit me with your recs for when you’re not in the mood for cooking but the troops gotta eat
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
Scene: I’m telling my daughter about what kids were like in 1989, when I was her age (12) Tug, aghast: “did kids have no concept of remorse for their actions? Had they never heard of a consequence?” 💀💀💀
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
@joshgondelman This is one of my very favorite soapboxes and none of my friends and family ever tire of hearing me talk about it!
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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman·
I try to be openminded about new stuff, and I've definitely come around on some things I started off skeptical of, but I still haaaaaaate the shift towards lumping all art and media together and calling it all "content."
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constans@constans·
@SwannMarcus89 Apparently lots of people with credit cards will pay just a minimal amount and then wait until they get some kind of windfall and pay it down in bulk and then repeat the cycle
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
The Substance is essentially a live-action version of Meet the Feebles, do with that information what you wish.
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McSweeney's
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys·
"We workshopped many ideas by which we might bring about your downfall, Mr. Mayor... But in the end, it was so simple—all we had to do was nudge a few circumstances into place and then watch while you fumbled the bag in your own apocalyptically dumb way." mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-let…
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
Yeesh, @Walmart, if you’re gonna use old punk graphics maybe get a consult with at least one old punk so you don’t do this
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
If I’m gonna have to hear about 90’s band problems I would like my 90’s body back pls
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Emily Flake@EmilyFlake·
Nobody: God: what if I locked bits of myself into billions of disappointing disintegrating skin suits most of whom hate each other's guts
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