Colin the Crypto Ocelot

Thinking about writing a book with some of the “less positive” feedback I’ve received over the years #amwriting #WritingCommunity

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@LouiseCulmer1 @Glinner With gift of hindsight, one day you’ll appreciate how truly ridiculous you sound here and what you condone Hopefully

@Colinthecrypto1 @Glinner Good for them. They shouldn’t let anyone else dictate their choices. No need to conform to some narrow idea of what is suitable.

This is a 30-year-old man.

@LouiseCulmer1 @Glinner Good for you, I’m delighted to hear you’re treating yourself and you absolutely should enjoy and take pride in what you collect However, this isn’t a vintage shop. It’s a bedroom. They handpicked all the decor. That is a conscious choice made by an adult.

@Colinthecrypto1 @Glinner It really isn’t that unusual. There are lots of shops that sell vintage toys etc and they are aimed at adult collectors rather than children. I have a lot of Sindys and Barbies myself.

@LouiseCulmer1 @Glinner No Louise It’s most definitely unusual and ‘she’ is actually a man. If you can’t see what the issue is, maybe that’s a you thing.

@Colinthecrypto1 @Glinner Because she’s an adult who likes toys but still has adult interests as well. It really isn’t that unusual.

@eldianangel That’s absolutely correct It’s not a kids room. There’s a neon “live nudes” sign in there you were very proud to show off. Amongst all the obviously retro/childish stuff - such as your toys. Admitting to yourself that you need help is a great first step 👍

it isn’t a “kids room” because i don’t have a kid and i am not a kid. the pictures clearly show my PC set up in there. have you never heard of the concept of.. an office that you don’t share and can decorate yourself?

@teejwxm @PunishedAG @Glinner Yeah it’s really all about cleanliness and that’s probably why so many people have an issue with it Still, @Glinner room might need a dust so really this is a very valid point our friend is making here and in no way is wildly missing the point whatsoever

@Colinthecrypto1 @PunishedAG @Glinner Ahhh yes, perfectly normal. No red flags there at all 😉

@teejwxm @PunishedAG @Glinner Its not completely full of kids toys though There’s some adult stuff there too

@PunishedAG @Glinner I bet it’s not full of kids toys

@trader1sz Looks smaller up close

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@LordStoppington THAT IS MY WIFE SIR!

Family time 😂🤍🤝

@LordStoppington That bonus from Frank came through hey?

New work shoes? 😂

@CindyHotDogTits 😂🤣😂 You’ve done well here

Major update

@MitchSteds Gm

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@_JamesJ___ Gm chief

@Colinthecrypto1 Good morning 🚬☕️

What in the fucking fuck did you fucks all do to the fucking market? Not even 6 days! I was gone for less than 6 fucking days! Why the fuck am I so poor? What in the actual….?

@Oetker83 That’s about it

@BIGTurKCryptO The beige stuff next to the blackened leftovers

@Colinthecrypto1 Where the fuck is corn?????

What would you remove from this plate?? 👀

@BIGTurKCryptO The creamed corn/scrambled egg tbhaf Do you even season?

@Colinthecrypto1 Woah buddy Why??

@JungleRockRes Ok well now it’s personal

@Colinthecrypto1 Lad got too much hair frfrfr

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@Colinthecrypto1 Soz bro