Collar Grip

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣 It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼 Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

@CrimeLdn All waiting for a delicious pint of BrewDog 😋

Arsenal fans from 6.30 am waiting for the pubs to open in north London

@EuropeanBob26 She’s got kids as well. Imagine your old dear scratching a living on Twitter race baiting. Absolute parasite

@Collar_Grip She’s a professional clickbait merchant. No cunt outside of Twitter knows who she’s is thankfully.

Carrying a bladed article on your person isn’t a religious freedom.

@JamesPGoddard90 Bless their cotton socks

It takes hard work and dedication to get to the Special Olympics I truly hope these lads make it

@DannyBoy_83 Imagine thinking anyone is gonna buy Merch 😂

Morning peeps, I’ve got an idea & if it works watch this space!

@TheChelseaForum Who can argue with Alonso?

🚨🔵 EXCL | Tyrique George has been told he will not be going out on loan this summer, and the decision came directly from Alonso. The 19-year-old attacker was expected to follow the standard Chelsea academy-to-loan pipeline. Alonso ended that conversation before it could begin. He watched George’s cup appearances from this season and told Cobham staff the winger has “an unusual understanding of space for his age.” George will be in first-team training from day one of preseason. He won’t start Premier League matches immediately. But Alonso wants him in the environment, absorbing the system. Another Leverkusen principle applied at Chelsea, develop from within, in-house, under direct supervision. George’s representatives are quietly thrilled. #CFC

Stats and facts from 2025/26. 📲

@fatfilmsparody Golden Fries. Give it to me

James Bond: Licence to Grill

🚨🔵🔴 Total agreement reached between Anthony Gordon and Barcelona on personal terms. Barcelona are in direct, official talks with Newcastle to close the deal club-to-club. Barça want to get the deal done quickly to anticipate PL clubs and Bayern, still active behind scenes.

@FeelYouHappy Prolific

Serial rat killer cat hunts 28 rats at night & proudly shows them to its owner for praise😹

Right now, there are three warning signs that this Ebola outbreak could be particularly difficult to contain:

@alrightfans Your bird is fed up carrying everyone

Your Bird has an irrational hatred of Raheem Sterling

Think Chelsea are finally close to a true FOS. Not sure anyone can guess it, though…

@KalshiEPL @greenaway56 The fat fuck probably steamed into the free buffet

🚨 BREAKING: Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis was reportedly seen with a ripped shirt and bruises on his face after an altercation during the EuroLeague final in Athens.

They just can’t have a pint and celebrate like normal fans can they.

@joeodd @alrightfans @vittorioangelon And herbal tea

@alrightfans @vittorioangelon That room stinks of oestrogen

Smug, smarmy and never-been-chinned Philadelphia-looking, one ear-ringed, balding, 8 stone, ginger man with super frail and thin neck bullies comedy writer about his looks in front of 3 American grown men fake laughing for comedy circuit lefty points 👍🏻 good work @vittorioangelon

@FFS_WhatNow And people want to pretend there isn’t a problem

You are taking the fucking piss. You can break a coppers nose in an airport and walk free, but hurty words on the internet will get you three years. This country is done. There's a different justice system in play depending on who you are.

Don’t mind this tbf 😂

I thought Willie whisper had been quiet #Mooshtips