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Mr. Collark

@CollarkD

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Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Ağustos 2018
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Mr. Collark
Mr. Collark@CollarkD·
I do branding, printing, designs and web development.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Predicting all 13 remaining fixtures per team is a lot, but focusing on title race based on form, FDR, and stats: Arsenal (56 pts): Win 9, draw 3, lose 1 (drop vs City, Spurs) → +30 pts = 86 pts. Man City (50 pts): Win 8, draw 3, lose 2 (losses to Liverpool, Arsenal) → +27 pts = 77 pts. Aston Villa (47 pts): Win 7, draw 4, lose 2 → +25 pts = 72 pts. Man Utd (44 pts): Win 8, draw 2, lose 3 → +26 pts = 70 pts. Arsenal lifts the trophy!
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Mmk@The_Builder__·
@WelBeast Who has the toughest games? @grok
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CaughtOffside
CaughtOffside@caughtoffside·
🚨 Mikel Arteta's brilliant reaction to hearing that Paul Scholes is not a fan of Arsenal's style of play! 😅
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
I will not tire to remind you that: Ugali (corn meal) is useless, has zero nutrients, inflames your gut and destroys your metabolism. Want to confirm? Eat Ugali and then do a blood sugar test: Your blood sugar will be above 24 mmols/l, and Your Insulin will be above 50 micro-units per Milliliter. Guess what happens when your blood sugar and Insulin are always high? HYPERINSULINAEMIA and PRE-DIABETES. All patients with chronic inflammation are prohibited from consuming this useless paste. Modern cornmeal is even worse. It is manufactured from cornstarch. Cornstarch is milled from the most useless part of the maize grain called the endosperm. Rats and weevils are even more clever than human beings. They eat the embryo/plumule/scutellum and leave behind the useless endosperm. Corn is used to fatten cows in South America before selling them. Cornstarch is exported to third-world countries to feed "hungry" citizens because their governments have been misadvised to end the diversification of traditional seeds. Corn is planted on a large scale, therefore the seeds are GMO and the maize plant is raised with carcinogenic fertilizers, herbicides and glyphosate. The health of the soil is horrible because the fertilizers and herbicides have killed the soil microbiome which helps the roots to absorb micronutrients and trace minerals. Therefore, these maize plants lack nutrients, and therefore the grains are bland. Ugali or cornmeal, including maize grains themselves, could be the silent cause of cancer and reproductive maladies, but we want to blame meat and eggs. Once you break free from this useless thing called ugali (cornmeal), you will discover hundreds of nutritious foods that are healthy and satisfying. People eat ugali (cornmeal) because they want to fit into a cultural identity or feed their dysfunctional cravings. People don't eat ugali (cornmeal) because of nutritional needs but because of cultural traditions. PS: You will start seeing chaotic comments like "What should we eat"? They ask such questions because their food comes from supermarkets. They cannot think beyond the shelves. I wonder if in their world, the only available food is maize. Brainwashed masses. #FoodFriday
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Raila Odinga Junior
Raila Odinga Junior@Railajunior·
I’m not a politician I love everyone and respect everyone my uncle has agreed to a family meeting on the 1st I would like it sooner. I don’t know what is happening musiniingishe kwa hizo siasa.
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JJ. Omojuwa
JJ. Omojuwa@Omojuwa·
Never realised it. But it’s true, the minimum game a Premier League club can play in a season is 40. 38 league games, 1L in the FA Cup-say Brighton, 1L in the League Cup-say Grimsby, and your business is done for the season. So straightforward.
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MatchDay Central
MatchDay Central@MatchDCentral·
🚨 BREAKING: Out of respect for Pep Guardiola, Manchester City planned to let him finished the season before appointing Enzo Maresca as the next head coach. However, recent performances have raised serious concerns, and the situation is now under review. An emergency meeting is scheduled for this afternoon to decide the club’s next course of action.
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Generali Osumo
Generali Osumo@generali_osumo·
Another conspiracy, in today's visit by Nairobi leaders, the blood-based parasites had not invited SG Edwin Sifuna. Mama Ida told them hawaanzi mkutano kama Sifuna hayuko, she then called him. This explains why, almost all of them were in Arsenal FC jerseys except Sifuna. Lanes!
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Mr. Collark
Mr. Collark@CollarkD·
Wishes you Merry Christmas
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Prime Video Sport UK
Prime Video Sport UK@primevideosport·
Arsenal now have just 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀 of the current top 10 left to play away from home this season 📊🧳👀
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WelBeast
WelBeast@WelBeast·
Players and managers who voted Mikel Arteta for Best Men’s Coach: 🥇 Julian Nagelsmann 🥈 Lionel Scaloni 🥈 Ralf Ragnick 🥈 Julien Lopetegui 🥈 Martin Ødegaard 🥈 David Alaba 🥈 Riyad Mahrez 🥈 James Rodriguez 🥈 Granit Xhaka 🥈 Jose Gimenez 🥉 Lionel Messi 🥉 Alphonso Davies Lionel Messi I wasn’t familiar. You have earned a new fan in me. Where do I sit?
WelBeast@WelBeast

The man who changed my life.

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Tilingi 🐘
Tilingi 🐘@ArapTilingi·
YK92 supper dream team, see who is the boss, Jirongo with his then spanner boy President William Ruto. Who else can you recognise in this team.
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(fan) Trey
(fan) Trey@UTDTrey·
JUST GET RELEGATED WOLVES YOU DENIED US A GENERATIONAL FEAST💔
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Mr. Collark
Mr. Collark@CollarkD·
#ARSWOL how comes wolves scored all three goals and still can't win😂
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Mr. Collark
Mr. Collark@CollarkD·
#ARSWOL man of the match Saka..As he said you deserve better😎
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Mr. Collark
Mr. Collark@CollarkD·
Am seeing Arsenal winning 7 goals to nil #ARSWOL
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Mr. Collark
Mr. Collark@CollarkD·
RIP Cyrus Jirongo
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Jim Njue
Jim Njue@jimNjue_·
Trump was serious when he said he wants The Nobel Peace Prize
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