Colleen Lindsay

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-po…

Stay safe, stay peaceful, and don’t give Cheeto Mussolini a reason to send his goons after you. Record everything.

Book industry friends: Our friend Amy Tipton and her husband Ed are going through some hard times right now. If you can help them, and/or share this GoFundMe, we'd really appreciate it. gofundme.com/f/vx8c7k-help-…

It really is a cult of the dumbest dumbfucks who have ever dumbed.

@AliciaBuskirk_ He’s doing really great. Mugsy had a vet check up last week for a goopy eye which I’m treating with an antibiotic. His blood sugar numbers are good and he still demands constant belly rubs. Thanks for asking!

@ColleenLindsay Just wanted to check in how’s your furry friend holding up?

I would urge Democrats NOT to attack @KamalaHarris as you pursue 2026+2028 elections. She won 75 million votes in a 107 day campaign. Most Presidential candidates have a year+ and often 2 years. There were mistakes sure, but I will strenuously fight any Democrat who targets her.

Get that orange mother fucker.

@itsmesharney I appreciate it so much and so do my furballs! Thank you!

@ColleenLindsay $25 sent. Please also accept *pets* for your furballs!

Mark Kelly is a retired Navy pilot, astronaut, and dedicated public servant. He is a hero. Elon Musk is a self-absorbed coward. Hope that clears things up.

The United States was added Sunday to the CIVICUS Monitor Watchlist, due to declining civil liberties time.com/7266334/us-hum…

As we remember and reflect on Bloody Sunday, let us continue the march toward justice — for my hero John Lewis, for those who made good trouble alongside him, and for all those still powerfully organizing today for what is just and what is right. We must never give up.

This is Scottie, a 3yo pittie who spent the first 2 & 1/2 years of his life in a shelter. That didn’t stop him from being the sweetest good boy. So happy someone gave him a forever home. A 4-legged reminder that hope exists.

My recap of this speech so far:

Have reluctantly reactivated this cesspool account so I can keep an eye on certain assholes in the White House. Fuck you, Mango Mussolini and the Ketamine Kid. #NotMyPresident

Mr Biden, I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure xoxo the women in america 💙

Want to help a teacher out? My friend Amanda could use your help with an emergency. gofund.me/1f0182d1

@cmpriest Reading it now. So good!

@mrsftv He really does have the best nose!

Dolly Parton, childless cat lady who is actually Appalachian.

@AstridBear Thanks so much for sharing this, Astrid! 💜

You know you want to help out that fuzzy cat face and the awesome @ColleenLindsay!