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I dont recognize any "American Pope" who came into power without winning a competition reality tv show

I LOVE BASEBALL I LOVE THE PHILS I AM GOING TO PUKE (COMPLIMENTARY)

President Biden, of course, intended to name Borborygmos Enraged with the Pithing Needle. The ensuing judge call was appealed to the Supreme Court, where it was upheld with a 6-3 Supreme Verdict.

hey y'all - my friend @gabbybooger is raising money for her orchiectomy! Let's blast this goal out of the water PUH LEEEEEASE gofund.me/fc7f541f

How do I stop my cat from looking at the eclipse

Here's streamer Adin Ross accidentally revealing Andrew Tate's alleged plan to flee Romania — a lawyer for Tate accusers in the UK confirms to me that Ross's video was what prompted Tate's arrest today on concerns that he would become a fugitive. twitter.com/DramaAlert/sta…

Forgot to set my out of orfice message now she pregnant

@Asmadi42 CONGRATS GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!

Went 9-2 at EW for 19th place! Decklist below plus the 4 quick reflexes I had to give back to friends Matchups below

@Asmadi42 @warlocktrash freddie got fingered

@warlocktrash @ColonDee1 what movie do you want to talk about for an hour?

@Asmadi42 sorry i thought this was the search bar

@ColonDee1 Damn I didn't think of that...

Need a recommendation for a switch game to play on a plane for roughly 10 hours (I will probably just default to Slay the Spire)

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me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure? me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]

This past weekend I played in another webcam Regionals for #mhaccg Today I am home sick from work, so imma tweet about it! 🧵

What's the worst card you have ever played in a constructed deck. I'll start.

Some of the best jokes from my Comedy Central set 🤙