Colonel Dewayne Smith

Today’s listening pleasure.

@Colonel_DSmith The Undertaker is at large

What is going on here?

@Colonel_DSmith Well the thing about cars is they typically can take you pretty far

@captainpisslord They’re from way too far north to be in my Kentucky though.

@Colonel_DSmith Dodge is too cheap to make a seperate body for the panel vans so they just shove painted panels where the windows should go instead

@Mike_M_Klotz M*ch*gan license plate in my Kentucky though.

@Colonel_DSmith Caravan C/V

@SneedMaxx You got my vote Retard.

Vote Retard for president and I will do everything in my power to make the UK hotter.

@tractordoctor79 I need to pick up a pair of them. I have flush cuts for zip ties, but those would come in handy too.

@Colonel_DSmith Yup. Thought I lost em but remembered where they were.

These pliers worked as tweezers to get a small piece of metal out of my finger.

@Mike_M_Klotz Thorogood, Red Wing, Danner.

Need some suggestions for boots. Genuine leather. Lace up. What are your favorites?

@Texanstradamus I’m a geriatric patient.

It’s a certain age group that like it lol I like it

@tractordoctor79 Like those?

@Colonel_DSmith For the burr bit shards, my close cut dikes come in handy.

I haven’t watched a single minute of the new King of the Hill season, but all the ads has made me feel like there ain’t much I’ve missed out on.

@DookieCough2 @RAWigger I quit buying meat at large grocery stores like Walmart and Kroger and go to my local one. They have ground beef for $5 per pound every day - and if you get there early, it’s about $3 per pound for yesterday’s ground beef.

@RAWigger I made one concession to vice, the Dr. Pepper. Even still, it's about 80-odd dollars for a weeks' worth of groceries for one person. Still sucks shit, but it's less than half that 3-day amount. Maybe don't shop at the most expensive bodega in town, or buy a bunch of junk.

@Blackfingers63 @captainpisslord The best ladders around. Some of them are heavy as shit though.

@Colonel_DSmith @captainpisslord I’ve got one ☝️

Very large wasp nest in the engine compartment of my forklift almost killed me. I shall return with the flamethrower

@captainpisslord @Blackfingers63 Get a Little Giant. Pretty hard to get hurt on.

@Blackfingers63 It's not the sight of ladders that scare me it's actually climbing them, lmao. I fucking hate wasps however

@SneedMaxx I like wheel bolts.

We should bomb Europe over wheel bolts. It should be a stud with a cone seat nut. We solved this. Give it up.

@EdtheUndead @DocStrangelove2 I’ve bought a few from them.

@DocStrangelove2 That's near London, ky. Pretty decent shop too.

Buc-ee's demands blood

@556Bolo @DocStrangelove2 London, KY. I’ve bought several guns from Center Target.

@DocStrangelove2 I think that's the one on 75 in TN.

@Colonel_DSmith Drugs.

I don’t know why people trust me to do this stuff.