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@SneedMaxx
Boat Knower from Boats Shouldn't Sink Learing Center.
✋️👈 Katılım Şubat 2012
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Boarding an inbound containership off Port Everglades as the weather deteriorates.
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Currently monitoring the situation with binoculars. Someone got pulled over near the house.
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Hey Gromk, is it dangerous to eat chicken noodle soup straight out of the can?
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Because time is only a construct and the magic of quantum mechanics Sam Niell exists both in the Jurassic Park universe and opened the gate to the Immaterium in Event Horizon
(I don’t know if this can be true but it sounds like it can)
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I want a battery of 105mm howitzers and a SADM
That’s how much gun rights I want
Khary Penebaker@kharyp
Dear responsible gun owners: the laws we are asking for would not touch you. Background checks, safe storage, red flags. If your rifle is locked and your record is clean, the only thing you lose is a talking point.
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I’m now banned from every parking lot this private parking company owns, not only in Nashville but nationwide.
ٍ@horsepower
They got my ass 💔
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Feeling cute might blow e85 all over this El Camino later. Idk
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@humbleblazer I need a car right now. Turned down 2 free Ranger's yesterday. S10 is better in every way.
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Probably 90s Ford Ranger/Explorer guys.
Reem@TweetyGazelle
You’re someone’s most hated twitter account
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@jackunheard She should amend her tax returns to show charitable giving.
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@Colonel_DSmith Not a commercial vehicle. All company owned vehicles only have 2 letters on the plate. 3 means it's privately owned.
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A Mercury V8 outboard coming to life before hitting the water. These naturally aspirated marine engines are known for delivering strong acceleration, high reliability, and a deep exhaust note that's become a favorite among performance boat owners.
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@GeorgeRoush We regret to hear that the service you've received from our team has been unfavorable. This experience is not the impression we'd like to leave for our customers. Please send us a DM with a summary of your concerns. We would truly like to provide you with a better experience. ^GC
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Update:
THIS IS A TERRIBLE CAR.
Do better @Dodge!!!
George Roush@GeorgeRoush
When I actually get to drive this car, I remember why I love it so much. Problem is that every time I try to daily it, random stuff starts breaking and throwing check motor lights.
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I did something similar on a boat today. R&R the starter, still no crank only click. Jump the relay, click only. It was the batteries. They had no CCA, but they had a surface charge. Then I had to put the old starter back in.
Mizz Moody 🌪🌪 🏴☠️@overit_miss
When people dont check the obvious first 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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Eating seeds is a past time activity.
PenasaranGa@ga_penasaran
The sunflower seeds are that big, how big are the sunflowers, man 😭
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Vote Retard for president and I will do everything in my power to make the UK hotter.
weatherbraine@weatherbraine
Exeter Airport is now on day 16 of our third heatwave, at 26C, the longest heatwave that I can remember !, @BBCSpotlight
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F that. My son was creeping down the hallway last night to shoot his sister with a nerf gun. I John Wick'd that out of his hands and shot him 2x in the chest.
🦋 fairy 🧚♂️@thisdecfairy
“what if it’s a girl?” my man and his friends:
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@i_spunkmyer My property looks like the Jungle Book at this point. Just waiting for Mowgli to jump out of the woodline and kill me lol.
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