Scott Colvill

@amaka_udu @grok what’s the show called ?

They messed with the wrong man 🎬 Mr Inbetween

@BGatesIsaPyscho She’s more like me than the rest so I’d have her as PM

This is Britains Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner pictured today. She is widely tipped to become the new UK Prime Minister.

@FFB_Peet @CNN 😂😂😂

@CNN Thank you Trump

The new pope is revealed as Robert Prevost of the US, the first American pontiff in history. He'll be known as Pope Leo XIV. cnn.it/4dcjxYg

I like this …

@Number10cat Here’s hoping the Pope resurrects as a haemorrhoid for JD.

I'm not saying that Vance has angered God, but if he offers to pray for you, it might be best to politely decline,

@CapelLofft Some of these comments …. Wow! They represent why most don’t go to church. Too quick to judge others !

Let's see it.

A look at #Knightsfield new-look @CoopUK store which relaunched following major makeover.. #WelwynGardenCity #Herts #Hertfordshire You can read more here: co-operative.coop/media/news-rel…

Vice President Kamala Harris: "The outcome of this election is not what we wanted, not what we fought for, not what voted for but hear me when I say the light of America's promise will always burn bright as long as we never give up and as long as we keep fighting."

Isn’t it time the Americans just come back into the British Fold ? They tried this independence thing and it’s obviously not worked. It will cause them a lot less embarrassment than it will do over the next 4 years.

Country with IQ of a pencil elect a mouldy 🍊 as leader.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

.@homebargains please sort out your shambolic gift card system out pls. I shouldn’t be needing to email you guys to get a voucher code to replace my gift card voucher because your systems says it’s invalid !

A true British icon. Thank you for everything, Dame Maggie Smith.

.@Se_Railway your time tables are a crock of crap, and that’s being polite. Train after train either cancelled or bus replacement from London back to Chatham tonight. Now on third different route trying to get home !

Wow! What a ride. So many thanks to @JeremyClarkson @MrJamesMay & @RichardHammond for giving this middle aged bloke so many belly laughs over the years. My only hope is they revive the @thegrandtour in a few years like the BBC did for Only Fools & Horses… Just not on the BBC.

@Chiltern35 If you could just tell that to the ref it would be great. Don’t know what I’m more shocked at - the sending off or the fact the ref wasn’t given man of the match award on behalf of Brighton 😤

@ColvillScott Learn rules of game 😀⚽️#seagulls😂😂😂

Absolutely ridiculous decision ! Makes more of a mockery of the game than it currently is!

@WalfordEast Fat boy all day long

You're in charge at #EastEnders and can bring back only one of the following. Who do you choose?

@greenekingcares Not keen on the idea of being deceived really. It’s basically asking me to rely on it being a decent price of around £65 per person but if it come out at £95 I wouldn’t be happy to pay that but by time you do advertise it all the other places I could have gone are fully booked

@greenekingcares What’s the point of advertising a Christmas menu that you’re taking bookings for now with deposit required and not actually letting people know what the full price they will need to pay ?

@greeneking Any chance you can reveal your Christmas Day dinner prices ? You have the menu up and the option to pay a deposit but no actual prices for the full meal ?