‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw

‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney Universal bio/Application docs.google.com/document/d/105…

Wife Guy ish.

Hello wife. Happy birthday. There’s a waffle bar. I love you. @djinniethejinx

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW @VaIkyriePro Hello wife Nice… uhm… No no I can do this. Sink. Nice sink.

@thetrustyginger Sir. I do not envy your future toilet experience.

I'm just shopping, @ZENITHfed, you don't gotta follow me everywhere.

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Hello wife What do your elf eyes see?

after some negativity from yesterday i think its important we start sinful saturday off right

Y’all motherfuckers heard any good jokes lately?

//CD thingy coming soon.

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Without question or resistance. It’s yours.

if i wanted to i could probably take your soul

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Bustin out the waffle maker.

i wanted toast. wheres the toast???

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW Why are magic bones considerably worse than real ones? Shouldn’t they be enchanted or whatever? Unless…wait. Are those just wizard bones? Wizards are notoriously brittle.

@ComedianAllenC @PINNACLE_PW but they disintegrate from physical contact thats how magic bones work

please do not touch the bones

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW I will be gentle with your bones Promise.

@ComedianAllenC @PINNACLE_PW but if you touch they fall they're as delicate as butterfly wings

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW You keep But I touch

@ComedianAllenC @PINNACLE_PW but i need em

@djinniethejinx @VaIkyriePro @PINNACLE_PW

i just wanted to be tall with some new boots

I started a joke…

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW @VaIkyriePro Okay fine I’m asking nicely.

if you asked nicely i could consider being your valentine

So a guy walks into a talent agency and says ‘Have I got an act for you…’

@djinniethejinx @PINNACLE_PW @VaIkyriePro I mean, if I’m not used to you snaking my food by now then I’m clearly an idiot.

me crawling into your kitchen and stealing your pancakes no one is gonna believe you