Albert Moreno 🏴

“Ass or tits” bro her pattern recognition

JOHN STAMOS WALKS INTO A BAR

You ever watch episode #911 of JRE just to feel something

@JCluvPotsticker @TheoVon 😂

Nice. @TheoVon @ComedyBert

We're back on at Big Laugh next Thursday! Tequila Thursdays's got a STACKED lineup, it's gonna be a blast! Come out for great night of comedy at @BigLaughComedy April 9th 9:30

the masses yearn to be educated about evangelical wakanda

Go vote now for the biggest loser!

“6 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 6 tomatoes in your mouth

Society started going downhill when people started being afraid to get their derp on

Going back in time to tell my 17 year old dumbass it's not gonna get any better than this.

@GlobObservatory @RobSchneider @leonardaisfunE Banger

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

Me training for whatever tf April finna bring

Spot on… what are you scared of @benshapiro ?

I am cringe, but I am free

3 Ninjas (1992)

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago