Paul Foot’s Dissolve makes Ricky Gervais look like Tommy Robinson if he blacked up.
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Tom Sullivan
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Tom Sullivan
@ComedyDignitas
Satirical Philosopher, if I exist at all.
Liverpool Katılım Haziran 2014
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Any scouser hanging an England or British flag is a wool.
A wool and a nonce and a fucking quilt.
Know your history.
#ScouseNotEnglish
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Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
UEFA@UEFA
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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On Walton rd to watch the game, the pub is full of less than enthused Evertonians who've just been their game.
I feel like a gay Spurs fan in Abu Dhab.
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“X” is such a Bukkake of politically incorrect, bigoted and unabashed racist opinions now, it makes me feel silly not just calling all of them who make them a mong.
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Paul wins, great, irritating idiot kid beats up a pensioner.
If Tyson wins, great.. elderly rapist beats up a young moron.
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🛑Why was @Nigel_Farage banned from laying a wreath at the Cenotaph today, alongside other party leaders? He'll be seething, and rightly so‼️
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@SJMReform @BootsUK You’re so brave.
Where are you gonna buy your boots now?
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🚨BREAKING: Jeremy Clarkson rages UK countryside is being 'ethnically cleansed' of farmers for 'new towns for immigrants' in furious tax rant.
Will Labour label him ‘far-right’ too?
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Also, drones and heavy artillery aren’t allowed in football matches.
Berel Solomon@BerelSolomon
Imagine Jews beating up Palestinians in Amsterdam that came to watch a football game. That’s right you can’t. Because Jewish people are civilized. We are not the same.
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If he’s going to deport rapists and criminals, where the hell is he planning to send himself?
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@daveatherton @AngelaRayner This guy trying to make jokes about someone elses appearance, he looks like a Susan Boyle rape baby if the dad was Ian Beale.
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Deputy Prime Minster @AngelaRayner reads the room and is auditioning for Alice in Wonderland Panto at the Hippodrome.
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Sat up all night hoping idiot Americans don’t vote for the idiot.
Am I the idiot?
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Reform UK is fast approaching 100,000 members.
We have all the momentum in British politics, and we are reconstituting the centre-right in our great country.
Be a part of the change Britain needs 🔗 reformparty.uk/join
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M&S and Sainsbury's, the first two big food retailers to report results since the Budget, face a combined employer National Insurance bill of up to £200m as they come under pressure to say whether they expect the tax hikes to trigger a spike in food prices news.sky.com/story/retail-g…
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@Anna_Soubry @snb19692 Any time I break the law, it’s the laws fault for being wrong.
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Telling a Judge that the defendant didn’t do anything wrong when he broke the law because the law was a bad one is not a good idea especially if the defendant had actually made that law in the first place.
Yup the #Conservatives remain unfit for office
Paul Waugh MP@paulwaugh
Kemi Badenoch suggests to @bbclaurak that the problem with Partygate was not Johnson and his No10 team breaking Covid rules, the problem was the rules themselves. The Tories really haven’t learned anything have they?
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