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@ComedySlob

Love will prevail but some of you will have to die

Paris, IL Katılım Nisan 2021
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Jack Raines
Jack Raines@Jack_Raines·
You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to New York. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
i think we’re all evil now. evil has won and good has lost
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DD Geopolitics
DD Geopolitics@DD_Geopolitics·
🇺🇸🇮🇷Hegseth: "Iran has a choice right now: either meet at the table with Trump and give up their nuclear program, or they can deal with you guys"
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david
david@davidefinitely·
someone used my credit card to take a $30 autism test
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
Need sensible unwavering materialists steering the world so i can practice spirituality and mysticism in protest
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
sometimes you see a tweet so funny the poster could only be a gay guy with substance abuse issues, the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen, or recently incarcerated. there is simply no way to tell
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
Dan Carlin be like, there are people out here raising and killing puppies to sell torture vids on the internet. I don’t blame them at all… it’s simply the way it is…
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Most Controversial
Most Controversial@MostControPod·
If you’re not gonna play, pass the controller brother
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
i’ve captured that streamer and have seen progress in de-programming him using electroconvulsive interventions. stay tuned
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
bitch remember when i got called a doomer for over a decade and turns out i was just right early
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v@vyaxundpanzer·
just saw a guy do 1 set of every machine at the gym then walk out
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
hate bitches who don’t take their lives serious but hate bitches who take their lives too seriously El*n in that sense should be someone i could hang with but that mf is sooo lame that somehow having more money than God can’t fix his insecurity
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
you never see white people talk about weather anymore, they’re so self conscious about having no personality now
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
not taking GLP-1 because i think this is a test from god and i will be rewarded for my resistance when i die fat and chopped
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
i was chinese before it was cool…
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lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
Unfortunately Drake is making good music again
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lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
cant say anything about Jon Stewart’s spray tan anymore… what are we doing here
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lumpyspacedaddy
lumpyspacedaddy@ComedySlob·
people with more than four kids shouldn’t get wifi, their opinions should be private
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sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️
OMG my friend has spent weeks ranting about this guy who ghosted her after a bunch of amazing dates… Turns out the man actually died last month 🥺🥲
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boop
boop@xboxbodywash·
After I strapped a girl for the first time Future's music started to click for me
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