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Comander Sharky
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Comander Sharky
@CommanderSharky
Black Mesa Survivor, Bears, White Sox and Blackhawks (Iowa State fan), love God, Kafka enjoyer, Illinois Republican
Chicago, IL Katılım Aralık 2019
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@SCHMVLL Imagine dropping bangers like “senses working overtime” “generals and majors” and “making plans for Nigel” but instead get more recognized for creating the unofficial athiest anthem (it has a really good tune, I’ll give ‘em that lol)
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First ever recorded reddit athiest crashout in history
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fun fact: i am followed by a life peer who holds office in the uk house of lords. can you guess who it is??
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I don’t get why so many people want an instant death, I wanna know when I’m dying. I wanna be able to look around and reflect on my life one last time and realize that this is it
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We're at a point where "Oath Keepers" exhibit less loyalty to a president who pardons them from 18-year prison sentences than homosexual Jewish influencers have for a mayor who invites them to photo ops
The New Republic@newrepublic
Oath Keepers Founder Abandons MAGA After Iran War trib.al/lwt80sd
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BREAKING: Don't leave this earth without knowing Jesus, pass it on timeline.
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@TheNumerophile0 @BasedIllinoisan Unrelated but nice pfp
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@BasedIllinoisan All the most annoying people on twitter went there when Elon bought twitter. It’s a containment zone of psychosis.
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Noah got drunk.
Jonah ran away.
Moses stuttered.
Abraham was old.
Lazarus was dead.
Peter had a temper.
David had an affair.
Zaccheus was short.
Martha was nervous.
Paul was a murderer.
Jacob was a cheater.
Sarah was impatient.
Elijah was depressed.
Thomas was a doubter.
Dear son,
God doesn't call the qualified;
He qualifies the called.
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@Kurt_Steiner this would go much harder if Lady Liberty had noticeably hairy armpits
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They have one in Charlotte and one of the staff members roasted me for like fifteen minutes because I was wearing a Ben Roethlisberger and I just had to stand there and take it. 5 stars 100% tip.
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
This coffee shop only hires down syndrome employees. ❤️
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@4547Enjoyer i'd campaign extensively in McHenry, Peoria, Kendall and Will County
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Well I mean at least he’s recognizing that his last campaign tanked miserably by spending like no time in Chicago
As nice as downstate is it will never hand you the W in Illinois
Darren Bailey@DarrenBaileyIL
Chicago, you’ve got a new fan. 😅
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America is allowing Jair Bolsonaro to die.
He’s a political prisoner.
The Trump administration lifted tariffs on Brazil without demanding Bolsonaro’s release.
Bolsonaro is a clear cut example of what Democrats wanted to do to Donald Trump.
We cannot allow this.
Carlos Bolsonaro@CarlosBolsonaro
Confesso que, por algum motivo, hoje foi um dos dias mais difíceis ao visitar o Presidente Jair Bolsonaro. Ao entrar no quarto, me deparei com aquele homem forte “apagado” na cadeira, com a cabeça baixa, soluçando enquanto dormia. Precisei recuar. Fiquei alguns minutos em silêncio, do lado de fora, tentando me recompor, antes de entrar novamente. Quando voltei, ele continuava da mesma forma. Me aproximei, fiz um carinho em sua cabeça, e ele sequer reagiu. Me explicaram que, por conta das medicações fortes, sua sensibilidade está ainda mais elevada. Ele usa, inclusive, uma pulseira com a indicação: “RISCO DE QUEDA”. Quando acordou, optei por não falar nada sobre o que está acontecendo aqui fora. Apenas comentei, de forma leve, sobre o novo visual do Augusto Nunes, fato o que arrancou dele um “espanto” ao despertar. Meu pai segue na unidade semi-intensiva, com a voz fraca, sonolento por conta dos medicamentos e reclamou de respiração debilitada, certamente devido a terceira pneumonia seguida após sua prisão ilegal. Presenciei a coleta de mais de cinco ampolas de sangue para exames. Fiz a minha parte, com humildade. Ele me disse que gostou da minha presença e que amanhã eu voltaria. Saio do hospital destruído, como sinceramente não esperava ficar. Mas seguimos. Amanhã é outro dia. Quinta-feira, 19 de março de 2026 Carlos Bolsonaro
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Claiming Jesus didn’t exist is a fringe belief even among secular historians.
Harry Margulies@Askwhyisit
Jesus didn’t exist. Even if he did, he didn’t perform any miracles.
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video games give me a good dopamine rush, it tingles my senses a lot, especially when playing bed wars on Minecraft, it thrills me, but reading books are accomplishments, real living knowledge that changes us
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My biggest regret, something that I should've done much sooner at my life now that I'm 20:
I should've read more books over the years
I have wasted so much time, now that I am rediscovering my love of stories, I have realized there is an infinite amount of great literature
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*speech during the worst spike of antisemitism in modern history*
nobody: ........
bibi netenyahu : "jesus christ would get fucking owned by ghengis khan sorry xtians"
Clash Report@clashreport
Netanyahu: It is not enough to be moral. It is not enough to be just. "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. If you are strong enough, ruthless enough, and powerful enough, evil will overcome good."
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