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@angnik26 Could be worse. 2AM: 'Mommy, I don't feel goo-*BARFORAMA*-od'

I felt unprepared for how jarring it is to be woken up by toddlers. One minute you’re sleeping soundly and the next someone is screaming, they need water and a snack immediately, they can’t find their baby and what happened to the kitty and where is Grandma? #parenting

@bryngreenwood @VampWriterGRRL Sorry. *checks clock* Oooh. Still early on a Sunday too.

@VampWriterGRRL @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly They go out to a fancy restaurant to celebrate, with leather seats. Her rubber bodysuit making loud farting noises, rubbing against the chair all night long.

@Commander_Kzin @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly She's approaching the tub. We see Bruce's silhouette behind the shower curtain, then a blur, then "DAMMIT THAT WAS THE LAST OF THE ARMY SURPLUS."

@VampWriterGRRL @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly Catwoman Cam: She wears a body cam, broadcasts video clips of her sneaking up on Bruce in awkward moments and pouncing. Hear Bruce's shrill screams...

@Commander_Kzin @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly Alfred sets out two place settings. She sits. She stares at the plate. She covers it with the napkin and moves to the next chair. Alfred sighs and sets out another plate of the exact same thing.

@VampWriterGRRL @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly Diaries of a Catwoman... A photobook. Her, curled up asleep in the laundry hamper, peeking out of a paper bag, smacking the window while pouncing for a bird...

@Commander_Kzin @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly She rockets through the kitchen. Alfred opens the front door so she won't slam her face into it again.

@VampWriterGRRL @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly Bruce, in the kitchen making a sandwich, immediately hears that telltale scratching noise. Someone is pooping in the box again. He sighs, loudly... 'Dammit...'

@Commander_Kzin @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly Exactly. Or he doesn't quite shut it all the way and she slams it open with her head the way my cat does. TURN ON THE DAMN SINK FAUCET, BRUCE.

@SockMonkey61 Even grandpa took a part time job at the local hot dog place, just to get his social in. I think he'd have been a great 4-Chan guy, if only he'd embraced the internet.

@Commander_Kzin Seriously. You're a college-educated adult in good health with no obligations who decided you could afford to retire. Find something to do FTLOG.

You know those activity pack things you can subscribe to for kids? They need to make them for retired husbands.

@VampWriterGRRL @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly *image of her, reaching under the door, rattling the heck out of it, until he leans forward to open it, then calmly walking over and doing the deed*

@Commander_Kzin @bryngreenwood @saracentury @accommodatingly While Bruce is using the toilet.

@girlwithredhurr As I have been trying hard to simply accept compliments instead of deflect, any honest, and sincere compliment. Even a simple thank you.

@HelenMcClory Bryn Greenwood: All the Ugly and Wonderful Things. Captivating story, very believable characters, emotional ending.

@alanaaanoel Wow!

@thehill Let me guess, just got people coffee? Barely recall his name? Obama hired him? 🙄😘💩

President Trump: "I was not a fan of Jeffrey Epstein."

@elliewing If you can sing, we could roll some low tone blues and let you just go. I bet that would be fantastic.

@DeneenW @Father9 Damn Mercury Retrograde bullshit...

@Father9 Me too. I hate it. Hopefully we'll snap out it soon...or maybe not. I'm going to lay in bed and then try to talk myself into getting out of the bed and do stuff.

Just super depressed today. Bleh.

@Unicornsandmath @Mystic5523 Fried onions and potatoes, with smoked sausage and scrambled eggs here.

What do I want for dinner?

@mollymarie03 Ove Glove

We have rights if ICE agents approach us in public.

@MFryActual The Great Race... To The Edge

I would watch this.