Sock Monkey61

@trenchologist I know. I used to scour everything for money saving tips only to end up like yeah, I already don't spend money on any of that. I can now afford to loosen up a little but it's tough!

@trenchologist I can't even

@CriminelleLaw Do it.

please advise

@hostrauser Haaa I know that guy and I love him and I am impressed that he's doing his thing and I absolutely do not want to listen to his music 😅

If I see a white guy holding an acoustic guitar with a harmonica attached to it, and no backup musicians, I know the music is gonna absolutely suck.

@trenchologist I really want to throw some kind of shower for my niece who is 30-ish and isn't getting married but she would be embarrassed. I was once in that position.

@drhoctor2 Actual footage of the cataract in my right eye forming...

I never get tired of seeing this happen.

@drhoctor2 I don't know how "Go All the Way" was ever allowed on the air!

Everyone of these songs is a JAM. I got tired of My ding at long due to over saturation. But I saw Chuck Berry LIVE He was transcendent.

@drhoctor2 Same old same old. Still don't post much but I was happy to see you popping up again! I haven't gone to any of the other platforms because I just don't want to deal with it.

@SockMonkey61 2 bathrooms minimum is the dream. I think.I'd be willing to sleep.on the kitchen floor if I could stop racing upstairs a dozen times a day. ( s' up Monkey? I missed you.)

We have one bathroom. Someone needs to explain to my husband that if he gets up when he hears me in the bathroom, I WILL BE IN THE BATHROOM WHEN HE GETS UP. Thank you.

All I'm saying is if a business doesn't answer the phone and the voice message says you can schedule an appointment online and gives specific instructions for how to do that, you should be able to schedule an appointment online...

@LettersK @QuadCityPat Exactly how old if you know it's "mix tape" not "mixed tape." SMH, kids these days.

@hellohahanarf Drink first, then food.

Being both hungry and thirsty means I cannot make a fuxking decision.

@pantalonesfuego It's the modern equivalent of asking that patron saint of lost causes to find it.

@trenchologist @CatsOfYore For a young cat, a friend once said some cats just don't have a very strong hold on this world. I liked that, implies they have other options.

I am probably not paying enough attention to the indictments & stuff but Haaaaaa.... He had to post bail. 🤣

@oldenoughtosay You didn't THINK she was allowed in the utility room. Obviously a silly, pointless rule.

@Dempster2000 Standards are pretty low these days. I bet he got the job.

Bloke in Tesco is telling his mate the job’s definitely in the bag, right, cos the interviewer couldn’t resist “my self-defecating sense of humour”.

Was at the grocery store and Walk Like an Egyptian came on over the sound system and at least 3 people I couldn't see joined in on the whistling part. 🥰

@Swistle Me too. It might be the thing that finally turns me off here.

@lookymama My sister had identical twins. It was definitely a little freaky!

My twins can open each other’s phone with facial recognition.