Milburn Drysdale

If each day we all set the goal of showing one stranger a little extra courtesy and respect, it would go along way towards fixing the world.

A Friendly Reminder. Please keep having car accidents, the auto insurance people are supporting the advertising industry.

Having my doubts about whether or not Tweeting was a financially sound idea.

I'm new to some things here. So please bear with me while I try to figure out how to block subtweets.

Bankers are well known as good lovers. We NEVER lose interest, we compound it daily.

@marebytes It's the nature of the business, these days anyway.

May I take your order? Yeah, I'll have one double standard, with a side order of divorce.

Something's not right, guys. I mean, how many fingers can a chicken HAVE?

1st meeting today was about security, what to do if we're robbed. Lasted 5 minutes. 2nd meeting about how to rob customers. Two hours.

Banking at Commerce means you never have to pay a penalty for early withdrawal.

@mybigblondelife Because of you, I know I'm going to like it here. Thanks for the help, you're a blonde goddess.

@mybigblondelife Already used to you. Had to read to tweets to get a handle. Thanks for helping out a newbie.

Received my first Twitter Trophy. Sorry if it was given in error, as I don't profess to be Anti-Anything. With thanks to @mybigblondelife

Bankers prefer anal. It's all about the bottom line.

Hi thanks for the follow. Please check out my stuff at this website, as soon as you read my tweets you’ll see I’m right into self promotion.

Knew when I was a kid I'd be a banker or a ganster. Named my goldfish Bonnie and Clyde.

The Bank has approved financing for a new reality show, "My Big Fat Greek Jewish Gypsy Homosexual Afro- American Asian Hispanic Wedding"

The bank is auctioning off some double wides tomorrow. Thought you should know.