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Joel Peterson

@Compleatdm

The Compleat DM on Substack I talk about games that bore most people. Writing a novel serial called METLHED, bloody-pulp fiction inspired by boomer shooters.

Calgary, Alberta Katılım Aralık 2023
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Joel Peterson@Compleatdm·
"Escape Impossible" is true only when there is no Mitigating Factor, IE, an environmental or roleplaying opportunity is agreed upon by the player and referee. Typically a skill check or set of skill checks will be required, and then an outnumbered defender may escape.
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The Power Band system works in conjuction with this Unit Ratio sheet. The battle changes depending on the participating number of units on each side, depending on their Power Band. The Power Band modifies battles further the more distance between units in combat on the band range
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It's a work in progress obviously
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painstaking chiseling of borders. The pink guys are the Sennarians. They have a smaller territory (probably a bit bigger than this) but they produce in the tens of billions and make fighter ships at double the rate, though they do not have any proper capital ships, just artillery
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It's been so long since I just went and jammed with someone. Sat with ol' Ruski the Whorrify drummer to night and had a groovy metal jam with a baritone and sick Gibson knockoff. Just truly shredded. Good times. Too happy.
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Diversity & Dragons@WeeWheaton·
What is he saying here? Steven says in a recent video he's going to be 46 this year (1980 - 1981) but that he also started playing when he was either... six or seven years old? I don't think I've ever heard of a first grader playing D&D, but then there's never been one who ran 10,000 sessions of D&D. The gaming world's ubershmuck.
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Diversity & Dragons@WeeWheaton·
@0ldSch00l13 Well fuck, I started playing in utero! I would kick my mom's stomach to tell her what I wanted my character to do. When they cut my umbilical cord a bunch of D20's fell out.
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Joel Peterson@Compleatdm·
@RuleOfThule It reminds me of Wayne and Garth playing 1v1 street hockey where they constantly have to stop and move everything off the road and back again.
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Joel Peterson@Compleatdm·
@RuleOfThule I've said this before but at a certain point especially when you get into the dark slough that is the "one shot" you just have to ask yourself if maybe playing a board or war game for a few hours would be a better option than playing the worse possible version of an RPG
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RuleOfThule@RuleOfThule·
"A lot of people are like 'I don't wanna do awesome things the way the BrOSR does, I wanna do a really crappy campaign with 2 or 3 people that meets about every 2 months because that's all the time I have'…" — Jeffro Johnson
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Joel Peterson@Compleatdm·
For me The Boys honestly peaked at season 1. I really liked it when the premise was squarely focused on "we have these weirdos who are basically invincible, how do we kill them" but I still enjoy watching the show. This scene was pretty awesome though. youtu.be/Rsjo7NQW0-E?si…
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Joel Peterson@Compleatdm·
@BruceD55682 @Nerdcognito There is still time for the last episode to be Homer causing a nuclear meltdown that kills everyone in Springfield and then after the credits Hans Moleman emerges from the rubble since he is for all intents and purposes immortal
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Redbeardthepirate@BruceD55682·
@Compleatdm @Nerdcognito It’s basically a dinosaur muppet version of the simpsons A family sitcom with an adult satirical edge. So imagine, if the simpsons ended with the treehouse of horror segment with Homer accidentally blowing Springfield up. That’s this episode but not funny like that one.
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Nerdcognito@Nerdcognito·
It's hard to get a finale right. There is only one television show that 100% nailed its finale. It wasn't The Sopranos. It wasn't Breaking Bad. It wasn't Seinfeld... Not just good, not just great, but perfect.
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Joel Peterson@Compleatdm·
I'll ignore my family in any fashion I see fit. My preferred method is reading charts on dice probability. As long as you are ignoring your family, the method is unimportant, you are still a real man.
Agrivar@AgrivarDragon

@DungeonNoir Societally you are supposed to ignore your family, watch sports. Or go hunting. Or work on your boat. You aren’t supposed to like things that other people don’t like. Sit in front of Netflix for six hours, OK. Sit in front of a computer screen for six hours, you are a loser.

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Even though Big Lez is about as Australian a show as you could possibly get, I haven't asked one person here who didn't know what it was. And the Big Lez Facebook is full of Canadians. I swear there is a weird unexplored blue collar cultural parallel going on there.
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But modern Warhammer treats itself like a competitive sport which makes no sense from the perspective of simulation. It turns war into a game of Blood Bowl.
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Wargame scenarios especially based in history understand this far better than board games or many modern RPGs including modern D&D, where there is an expectation of "fair play" involved. Even games like Warhammer are usually balanced by a "points" system.
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Joel Peterson@Compleatdm·
The thought process for a simple unified system of combat for Star Vanguard is that the mechanical rules exist only to determine a victor when an outcome is uncertain. Some conflicts are so 1 sided that the outcome is certain, so a determination can be made confidently.
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