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@AskMichaelTaiwo This used to be my friend's dream he even promised to break this record even if it will take him years Baba don give up now face life squarely 😂😂😂

Why can’t we have someone score 400/400 in JAMB? Are you telling me there’s not a single student brilliant enough to perfectly ace it?

Another advice 😂😂😂😂 Ti ọlọhun o ba tun wa mu ooo ki wọn ni circular road gba bẹ😂😂

@TheAdukeIbadan I watched it till the end and I still don't understand it

@Royalkeyhomes01 @JustKingss I swear ...

@JustKingss Who is this...... 😂 😂 The funniest part is that, it is those that don't sleep another man's wife are affected the most.....

As a man nobody will sleep with your wife if you never sleep with another man’s wife before.

When I was young I av dis ideology that if I didn't sleep wit any lady I wil end up marrying a virgin I was so obsessed about marrying a virgin like mad, this really helped me overcome many temptations. Thgh many myt be lucky but mst times tns aren't d way it is In our head

@JustKingss Dey play😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Mkay_vic97 @Aliyuu_Fabregas @Imranmuhdz Even the NDC all their chieftain are court ordered 😂😂😂

@Aliyuu_Fabregas @Imranmuhdz Tor.. 😂

We Have Commenced Consultations with NDC, PRP and Others – Kwankwaso Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso has said he and his political associates have begun wide-ranging consultations with leaders of the National Democratic Centre (NDC), Peoples Redemption Party (PRP) and other parties amid the current challenges facing the African Democratic Congress (ADC). In a statement on Saturday, the former Kano State Governor clarified that no final decision has been taken regarding his political future or that of his associates. The statement reads: “Clarification on My Political Position. We have noted recent media reports and discussions suggesting a possible realignment within the African Democratic Congress (ADC) due to the current challenges facing the party. “In light of the misleading narratives in the public domain, I wish to state categorically that no final decision has been taken regarding my political future or that of my political associates. “The recent Supreme Court judgment, while affirming the legitimacy of the David Mark-led National Working Committee (NWC), also remitted the matter back to the High Court. This has left the party in a precarious position. “In addition, the Federal High Court has recently ruled to delegitimise the party’s recent convention. The Attorney General of the Federation has also strangely applied to a Federal High Court to deregister the ADC. “We left the NNPP due to externally influenced legal problems that made our stay perilous. The ADC has now been also forced into this difficulty. “Consequently, like other major stakeholders, we have commenced wide-ranging consultations, including with leaders from the NDC, PRP and others to explore the best options for protecting our democratic interests. We shall announce our decision in the soonest possible time. “On the issue of presidential candidacy, I wish to recall my consistent record as a committed democrat. In the 2014 APC presidential primary, I came second to President Muhammadu Buhari (whom I fully supported to victory), with Atiku Abubakar third, Rochas Okorocha fourth, and the late Sam Nda-Isaiah fifth. Similarly, in 2019, I contested the PDP presidential ticket and immediately supported the winner, His Excellency Atiku Abubakar, serving as the campaign’s coordinator in the North. I have always placed national interest and party unity above personal ambition. “Furthermore, the ADC is yet to zone its presidential ticket or take any decision on a candidate. I have therefore neither declared any intention to run for president nor endorsed any aspirant. All speculations to the contrary are premature and unfounded. “My absence from the two recent ADC stakeholders’ meetings was due to unavoidable personal commitments. I promptly communicated my apologies to the party leadership. “We shall continue to engage constructively at all levels. Any definitive position on our political direction will be communicated formally through official channels at the appropriate time.”

@efosa231 @D_goodybag they'll come for you too😂😂😂😂 Na true talk dey pain them pass

@D_goodybag You have wasted your money. Be prepared to waste another money printing NDC 😂😂😂😂😂

We just finished T shirts and caps to hit the street for party registration. But we are not feeling bad or questioning the decision of our principal, we will convert them for our new party. Peter Obi Moves & We Follow!!!

President Tinubu will be commissioning so many completed infrastructural projects for his 3rd year anniversary. Listen to HM Dave Umahi making a breakdown of some of these projects 🔥🔥🔥

@TaiwoYusuff_ @musbauceo 😂😂😂😂

@musbauceo Aburo Buhari o sun Kun Lori internet

Kwara House Assembly Aspirant served breakfast🤦‍♀️😁🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ "Politics ya werey gan"... Pa Jarus 1806

“Kí a tó rí irú ẹ̀rín, ó di gbọ̀n; kí a tó rí irú ẹfọ̀n, ó di ọ̀dàn; kí a tó rí irú àjànàkú, ó di igbó kìjòkìjò; kí a tó rí irú aláàfin bi Kabiyesi Ọba Adeyemi, ó di alakeji”

@Bankyklassik @Moonchi6c Yes.. I wish this can happen

@GbolahanOl75923 @Moonchi6c She’s a devil 😈 Omo if u have prove she received this money, u can get justice from appropriate authorities I don’t mean police, some individuals platform can do that

My Kidnapping by Bandits and Miraculous Escape. Please read, repost and like. Thank You. It all started on October 23, 2025, at a YSJ farm in Oke-Ako, Ikole Lg, Ekiti State, near the boundary with Kogi State, where I worked as a farm manager. I was performing my usual duties when bandits ambushed us. These criminals don’t care about tribe or religion they kidnap anyone, even their own. They are pure terrorists, destroying lives indiscriminately. I was held captive for 42 grueling days in the wilderness. The bandits beat us, starved us, and treated us like animals. I didn’t bathe, brush my teeth, or change clothes the entire time. The physical toll was brutal: I lost a lot of weight, my hair grew wild, and by the end, I looked unrecognizable like a "mad man." But the mental strain was even worse. Every day was a fight for survival, praying for mercy and wondering if I would ever see my family again. From the start, the bandits demanded ransom. My mom, God bless her, scraped together everything she could. The family paid 15 million naira in cash (delivered around late October), along with cartons of Legend beer, Black Bullet energy drinks, cigarettes, and other items the bandits demanded to "sweeten" the deal. Later, another 2 million naira was sent via transfer on November 28, bringing the total to around 17 million naira plus the extras. But it wasn’t enough for them. In a voice note I shared later, you can hear my mom pleading with the bandits’ boss, who evaded questions and refused to confirm anything about my location or release. My family is from Bajeni, but he gave no useful information. After that payment, contact went silent for 5 to 6 days—a cruel tactic to increase pressure and demand more. It felt like a sadistic game with our lives. The government offered no help. Not a word from Ekiti State authorities, the farm owner, or the police. Even Governor Biodun Oyebanji didn’t address the situation publicly. If citizens aren’t safe, then who is being protected? While in captivity, I tried to reach my employer, hoping she might negotiate, alert authorities, or show concern since I was kidnapped on her property. But when I called, she blocked the bandits’ number (or my attempt through their line), making her unreachable. That was another crushing blow another door slammed shut. No support, no sympathy, just isolation and despair. But God had other plans. I didn’t wait for release—I escaped. It was nothing short of a miracle. During the final ₦2 million transfer, they gave the errand boy with us only ₦15,000 and he told us he's leaving. Before going, he left behind the keys to our chains and handcuffs, along with a flickering torch. My heart was racing as we struggled, trembling, to grab the keys and free ourselves. The moment we unlocked our chains, it felt like a miracle—we were finally free. We ran through thick bush, rough terrain, and dense forest, driven by fear and desperation, until we finally encountered a farmer after the third day who helped us reach safety to the nearest village called Esanlu esa in kogi State, Fortunately for us there was Army Base in that village, Only God could orchestrate that perfect timing. I finally escaped in early December 2025, after 42 days of terror. I was a shell of myself—photos show the trauma, disheveled, broken, eyes full of pain. One of the army officers sent a photo to my mom after I gave them her number. When I was safe enough to call my employer again, I hoped for understanding or acknowledgment. But she was cold, unsympathetic, and indifferent. She had already cut ties, showing no accountability for the ordeal that began on her farm. That hurt deeply on top of everything else. I’m living proof that God is real.

@Ibrahim2adebayo Don't mind those boys Jare .. They just wan talk

@Comrade_alBarka Like, you will look at your love ones dieing and you won't do anything, eventhough you have what it take, just that your cup is not full.

I was raised by those whose cup was not filled at all or half filled, they didn't look back in filling mine.. I won't wait till my cup is full... Before helping others

@Ibrahim2adebayo @dammiedammie35 Smile....

@dammiedammie35 @Comrade_alBarka come and see how to make it in life by Agba advicer.

“For everyone coming from a p00r background, at a level, for atleast 5 years of your life, you need a level of w!ckedness, you’ll see people that you love suff£ring and you won’t do anything about it even when you can. It’s just the way to come out of p0verty, it’s the way anybody can come out” - Man says

Nothing Is Untouchable..

@JohnFanimokun @BiodunAdeyanju1 @Renewedm1nd Apt ..

@BiodunAdeyanju1 @Renewedm1nd He is a confused dullard. Simple!

Host: What do you say to people who says you have been preaching corruption-free society, but at the same time, in the same breath, dining with corrupt individuals? Peter Obi: When Jesus came here, his friends were tax collectors and prostitutes...

Be humble table turns... They made him governor.. He made them kings🙌🏼🙌🏼

Akure Eid picnic 1447😍😍😍

@hedrees_ayinde I think it should be Alhaji Big-4 general sir. Ba'akah llahu fihi sir.

Eid Mubarak! Signed: Alhaji Idris Ayinde, CFA, ACA (FCA In view 😃)