Con Mendez

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

@rohancct @juniorwaugh349 And be able to pay simply by tapping a debit or credit card.

@juniorwaugh349 A sign of a modern city is the ability to catch a train direct from the airport to the CBD.

Melb airport today at not a taxi insight.

Ignore the haters. London is the 🐐

@MorgsEdu Because of woke

Anyone know the reason why so many primaries choose types of tree for class names?

@cristo_radio @radioacademy @TalkTV Congrats Cristo 👍🏻

Thrilled and humbled to be nominated for a @radioacademy Aria- a radio Oscar! I can't believe it! It's for 'Radio Moment of the Year' when a caller @TalkTV thanked me for 'saving his life' It's publicly voted- listen and vote here! ♥️#ukarias radiotimes.com/audio/radio/ar…

@CafcFacts @modmag1905 Clubs fucking hated: Millwall

Jorge Costa - Charlton Athletic #cafc Born: Oporto, Portugal, 14/10/1971 26 League & Cup appearances 2001/2002 3 Portugal Caps, 1 goal. 2002 Heritage Number - 603

@LouisMend At what point do you add a Top 2 average line? 👀

Smashing it. ⏱️ FT 🔴 #cafc 2-1 #pufc 🔵

@ruthbratt His name is Bryn

‘Football Dartsmas’ goes all the way to publication but this can’t get off the ground. Honestly I can’t even.

#KamallardHarris🦆

@maxrushden @phlaimeaux @Joel_Grove 👍🏻

@maxrushden @phlaimeaux I am enjoying it 👍🏻

I DO A PODCAST WITH @phlaimeaux IT'S CALLED WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY. LISTEN TO IT HERE It's my 2nd cousins 2nd favourite podcast. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/wha…

@carolvorders The advent games gone.

1st of December 🎄🎄🥳 Remember when it was enough just to open the door on the advent calendar and see a picture of a donkey? Times long gone ❤️

@NickMiller79 Seems like no one can get it right.

I can’t quite explain why I found using a shot of Pep holding six fingers up for news of his two-year contract so funny. If only there was some very famous footage of him holding TWO fingers up!

Annoyingly thought of another, not relevant to this tweet, but remembered I’m not tweeting about anything else until this one goes viral.

9 likes up from 5. An improvement sure but I’m looking for a number ending in ‘k’.