Conagh_Murphy

@JoeAndPeace Someone was bored while watching the football 😏

Crazy trip down memory lane looking at old pics and tweets from 2014 - 2016

@robsonmusgrave Underrated tweet

Music is a time machine

Now get this, I've been travelling all over the country on British Air. No smoking on British Air..... Now let me get this straight, no smoking right but they allow children? Little fairness, huh! "Well smoking bothers me." Well guess what?

If we have failed to teach men to not drop splashes of piss on the floor beneath urinals, where else is our education system failing?

I have only just realised that ‘simmer down’ comes from the cooking term. Glad I squeezed that knowledge in before turning 30.

Feel guilty for ghosting Chat-GPT when it’s like ‘would you like any more suggestions on blahblah’ - it’s coming for me when the AI rising happens

How many horny teenage boys are sexting Chat GPT?

What a beautiful bir… oh, it’s a plastic bag..

Bit of a downer when an artist has a great EP that gets me hyped for an album, only for it to release and be depressingly mid.

Eyedrop anxiety is real

@RishiSunak Will do!

Kind of feels sad spending 40 minutes listening to an album that an artist has worked on for years, thinking “it’s ok”, and then never listening to it again.

@TDSofTM No, you fuck off

@Conagh_Murphy fuck off conagh

“Man, I won, but I didn’t beat him” - Apollo Creed

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They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.

@robsonmusgrave Coming in your ears. Good to have it back. The Chronic was gone too. Was all quiet on the West coast front for a while

Seems that Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg has returned from a Spotify hiatus, I’m happy

Funny, love is the most important thing, it’s amazing. BUT if you see a couple showing too much love in public it’s disgusting