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@Nelianett @thedispatch Get wrekt, Nord.

@thedispatch The globe - but only the United States? 🥴

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Don’t do it @brianmctaggart. It’s not even April yet.

@johngranato @DELv2 @LanceZierlein To be fair, Iowa was in their way to winning by double digits until Tilman and Lina Hidalgo’s poverty-ass buzzer malfunctioned and destroyed Iowa’s momentum. #TooHornyTilman

@LanceZierlein @johngranato @DELv2 Spent so much time pitching Maven that he became a PITCHING MAVEN?🤯#LM43

Refs hated to have to call that foul.

Love it when in-arena giveaways find their way into the suites. About time those guys catch a break.

Banks showing Gessell-like touch going to the rim.

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE SOFT EUROS

Scumbag Illini fans not taking off their hats during the anthem. Hawks by a million. Let’s fucking GO.

I’m about to walk out my front door and get in an Uber to go watch Iowa play for a spot in the Final Four. Life is WILD.

@jeje66 Thanks for this, Jeff. As a 12 year old kid watching that 87 team, those guys will always be legends to me. Fun knowing kids watching this current run will—40yrs from now—hold guys like Alvaro and Cooper in that same regard.

Thank you to Tom Davis, Jeff Moe and Michael Morgan for giving me some time yesterday. They talked about their ‘87 Hawkeye team that played in Elite Eight and their excitement for this Iowa team. Give it a read. thegazette.com/sports/college…

@tc_cart @ChrisMWilliams @jeje66 Grateful for what, specifically? For not being Lickliter? Because that’s about all the FranBoys can ever really articulate. “He brought the program back!” To what? To ah half-empty Carver and Wednesday B1G tourney losses? Yes, thanks so much for being a raging mediocre lunatic.

@ChrisMWilliams @jeje66 We can be happy for this team and grateful for what the McCaffery family meant to our program. I’ll be forever grateful for Fran, Connor and Patrick.

Fran McCaffrey had 4 NCAA Tournament wins at Iowa in 15 years. Ben McCullum has 3 in 6 days.

It’s ok, Sparty. Not everyone is #Elite. #LtotheIzzo

@rights_of_bill #EarvTraffic would have done numbers back in the day.

In other news Magic Johnson was involved in a turnover accident.

The Big Ten at the 2026 NCAA Tournament: #MarchMadness

@The_Raheel Not being to say the school’s name in this is somehow ten times funnier now. 🤣

ahh the curse of the scheduled tweet.

@CoryBooker Sharpe James would like to see your grandstanding fuckface permit, Corey.

The SAVE Act would make it harder for you to vote this November.

@Hawkhoe @ChrisMWilliams So does Fran.

@ChrisMWilliams I live for the day when folks stop comparing every McCollum accomplishment to Fran.

@Mosh_Pit_Chad @cookinquack Picture of Mast counting to 5?

@cookinquack Mast dunking over Stirtz then doing this

Secretly hope this game ends on something super controversial or flukey so everyone gets to experience Nebraska v Iowa Twitter

Starting to think this Elite 8 run might hurt the traffic to Felts’ OnlyFrans account.