Condicote Inspector | Bloodhound of the Law

@PeterPurplePim @brown_abner @CarolineLouisa6 @chubbyjoe1 @PouncerSD @foxyfacedcharl1 @tatchester @bobthebakers

@brown_abner @CarolineLouisa6 @chubbyjoe1 @PouncerSD @foxyfacedcharl1 @tatchester @bobthebakers She still looks exactly the same! 😄

Well, what else would you expect from one of the Joneses?! You do see who it is, don't you?! 😄 @brown_abner @CarolineLouisa6 @chubbyjoe1 @PouncerSD @foxyfacedcharl1 @tatchester @bobthebakers

@brown_abner @SargeCraig667 If you get stuck just cup your hands as well and the hassistant is bound to know what you're after

@Condicote7000 @SargeCraig667 Well I know it is gigantulous. Beyond that I'm going to have to busk it, but how many gigantulous items can there be in the Woolies kitchenware section?

Feeling bereft: I've just suffered an unexplained but overwhelming urge to pop into Woolworths and buy a quarter of pick-n-mix (heavy on Murray Mints and Lion Toffee), a can of white emulsion and 6 yards of bell wire.

@brown_abner @SargeCraig667 As long as you know what a jorum is. That young Master Harker never waits to find out!

@Condicote7000 @SargeCraig667 Splendid notion - I expect I can get a jorum at Woolies.

@SargeCraig667 @brown_abner An hapothecary

@brown_abner @Condicote7000 The h'Inspector will retire to run the local Chemist Shop. Only two remedies will be sold. h'Possets and h'Bullseyes.

@SargeCraig667 @brown_abner Might I suggest a posset as the panacea to your ills?

@brown_abner 1976, a bit hot for that green jacket Guv.

@Roberta1776 @SketchesbyBoze @brown_abner @chauffeurjim @bobthebakers A public man's time is the public's after all.

@SketchesbyBoze @brown_abner @chauffeurjim @bobthebakers I forgot to mention you should also follow Condicote Inspector | Bloodhound of the Law @Condicote7000 Box of Delights would not be the same without him. I am sorry for the unintentional slight

Make it your goal this year to read two of the most delightful books ever written, The Midnight Folk and The Box of Delights. There’s no work of fiction I’ve read in the past two years I enjoyed more. C. S. Lewis was a fan, and the books were a huge influence on Narnia.

@brown_abner @SargeCraig667 That's what I keep telling people

@SargeCraig667 @Condicote7000 There is a chap who looks just like me in the Glee Club - with the unlikely name 'Rev Dr Boddledale'. I don't think he can be evil, he's a very sweet tenor.

I'll be raising a posset to all my friends on heX. Remember to takes it down hot. Happy New Year!

That's it for another year!

Merry Christmas heveryone!

@MarksTweetPlace @PouncerSD @foxyfacedcharl1 @brown_abner @TheKnowe @tatchester @BoxOfDelights84 @chauffeurjim @BoyWaterfall @TatchesterC Merry Christmas Mark

Why. It's young Master Harker.

@brown_abner The way you run on about that Master Harker, no wonder he thinks you're up to no good. And I'm doing my best to convince him otherwise.

@Condicote7000 Oh good - it's high time someone shoots a few lightning bolts at that dolt Kay Harker. He's getting far too insistent that I'm up to no good.

#TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning Episode Five #BewareOfYesterday

@brown_abner @chauffeurjim Vagrancy? In Condicote?!

@chauffeurjim Better being the minibus. There are a dozen confused curates at Condicote station stopping passers-by and asking if they've got half a crown for the poor-box. @Condicote7000 is threatening to run them in for vagrancy.

Hasn't that dratted child Kay Harker left school for the holidays yet? I'm getting complaints from the railway that the commuter services are being clogged up by curates playing 'find the lady'.

#TheBoxOfDelights #TheWolvesAreRunning #TheSpiderintheWeb

@brown_abner Glad to see no hobjections to possets

From now on, any dolt wanting to become a curate at Chesters will have to provide a 5 year purchase history of flour, smeddum and other farrinaceous products. Oh, and handover any muffins you might have on your person. Can't be too careful at this time of year.

@Condicote7000 Very true, inspector. Have a bag of Chesters Missionary College bullseyes as a thank you.

Having sought the hadvice of our officers, I shall recommend to Master Harker that he has a posset.

@brown_abner He should leave any hinvestigations to me. Any tale that’s first-hand evidence, he should bring it to the Law, and, depend upon it, murder will out. However dark the deed, we bloodhounds of the Law, as they call us, will bring it into the limelight.

@Condicote7000 Maybe you could suggest he gives up magical boxes and investigating scrobblings. As a way of reviving himself in time for Christmas.