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@HollyBell8 Invasion of your privacy and personal space. Light or no light, buddy shouldn't be doing that.

Went to our anniversary dinner at a nice restaurant tonight where we were recorded by our server, apparently through his glasses, without our permission for his Instagram channel. As we paid, he showed us his Instagram channel and showed us the video he took and asked if he could post it. We asked him to delete it and if his manager knew he was recording diners. He just said no one else has ever complained. I asked to talk to the manager. Manager seemed to know and asked “if the light was on.” I assume this meant on the glasses indicating he was recording. We noticed no light. He said he would make him remove the glasses, which was how we became aware he was recording with the glasses. Needless to say, I am now a dog with a bone and this is not over.

@LoupSaar4 Canada isn't visiting "down there", so they're coming up here. Dunkin' got dunked previously. What's different this time?

I honestly don't doubt that Dunkin is higher quality but Tim Hortons will just start running a "We are canadian" marketing campaign and kill this on the spot

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Actually crazy how sexually repressed the world is getting.

@ctvedmonton Impacts-"Industrial development" Pic. Cowichan River dump site. 21 years of not giving a shit.#StewardsOfTheLand.

First Nation sues Alberta, Canada over impacts of oil sands, industrial development ctvnews.ca/edmonton/artic…

@sitkamedia The answer is simpler: Eby is an activist. He doesn't KNOW how to negotiate.

When asked why he didn’t negotiate with FIFA for cheaper World Cup tickets or a special stream for British Columbians, Premier Eby says there are many ways locals can enjoy the games outside the stadium.

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@Perky_43 Well done, Meloni. Now...how about this country🇨🇦 "gets a set of balls", and does the same thing?

Imagine if we had leaders with this kind of will & determination. Pakistani born, Brescia based Imam Ali Kashif went on Italian TV and defended Muslims right to marry 9 year old girls. Italian PM Giorgia Meloni, the Iron Lady of Italy didn't come out to give a long talk, she simply gave orders to men on the ground. Imam Kashif woke to find himself in Pakistan 🇵🇰

@Tablesalt13 Woman...puh-leese. have you EVER hung around downtown Kingston? Day or night...doesn't matter...a parade of crime and mental illness. Sorta like here.

Jamaican woman compares Canada to a plantation. "You're a slave to your house ....and its cold in May. Im sick of it."

If I were Dunkin', I would do the following to crush Timmy's: - Ban the hiring of any TFWs - Go to local high schools and pass out applications - Bake all pastries in-house - Have solid, consistent security trained to immediately intervene when someone sketchy hangs around the doors or drive thru - Do a "Roll up the Rim"-style giveaway where you don't need a stupid app - Advertise everything above

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@joeydhansen Jesus, Karl.. Joey's not even warmed up.yet.The term "shit bags" will get moved over to the Disney, Family Appropriate category.

Hi Karl, A couple of points. 1. I don’t work for UBC 2. This is Twitter. There aren’t hall monitors here.

@NiohBerg Migrants thought that this was an exercise promotion video.......probably.

Can someone please tell me if migrant rape rates in Finland went down after the Finnish government put out their "please don't rape" dance video?