Apples🍎

Starting to love editing on the photo app

we had it so good

My entire “for you” feed is it’s the end of the world. I’ve never seen anything like this.

I suck at catching shade I be thinking a btch talkin bout herself for real 😭😭

@DiligentDenizen @reeseys This aged very well

@reeseys I hope so

This is so relevant today after Joe Kent's resignation. 👀

date idea you watch me drink 4 martinis and tell me how beautiful I am

7 things I'd like to experience atleast once: a surprise birthday party "it's you, it's always been you." drunk confession running into someone's arms 01:48 of champagne coast being in someone's wallet kiss in the rain

@KareemBaldwin1 @D_1andOnly_ They definitely are

@D_1andOnly_ No real money to be made on spring break. Younger kids aren’t drinking and spending money. It’s a lost

I really can't believe Miami really stood on business & shut down spring break fr fr lol

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger. Staged event.

We STILL ARE NOT talking about this enough… Members of Congress are exempt from ObamaCare. Members of Congress are exempt from vaccine mandates. Members of Congress are exempt from insider trading crimes. Members of Congress are exempt from the Freedom of Information Act. Members of Congress are exempt from FISA warrantless spying. Members of Congress are exempt from term limits. Congress has always been the problem. America’s Founding Fathers must be rolling in their graves.

I honestly don’t understand why a nationwide revolution isn’t happening right now

men are becoming too content with being useless. you can't fix shit, can't build shit, don't pay for shit, can't plan any dates. what are you really here for??

🚨 FYI: The Ku Klux Klan has rebranded to "The Knights Party". They are now operating as a church. Its Grand Wizard is known by the euphemism "The National Director," and he is now also a "pastor".

I miss when Uzi made spaceship music

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

& my groundhog day is when I see them boys out on them dirtbikes controlling traffic!

Im in this era 😭

my wedding MUST HAVE a drunk confessional room

Melania Trump can’t read aloud but yall acted like DEI was a problem. Please get out of my face.

i barely go on instagram cause everybody’s life just seems too perfect. i come on here cause y’all are lunatics