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Bring back VKM fuck hhh WWE is gone #SmackDown

Dear @asda Stop putting your fuel prices up quicker than the wind changes direction for absolutely no reason you greedy fucks Regards, Everyone #everylittlehelpsoubastards #petrol

BREAKING NEWS: Steve Borthwick joins the South African coaching set up because he’s fed up of working for Steve Borthwick #england #rugby #southafrica @RassieRugby @EnglandRugby

@NUFCMurph @davidornstein lol happy April fools

🚨 BREAKING: Eddie Howe has been sacked by Newcastle United. @davidornstein

@CraigHope_DM @NUFCMurph @NUFCgallowgate @NUFCBlogcouk Would you be happy with Mourinho at #newcastle if Howe left

@NUFCMurph lol hopefully not

Morning, is he still here?

@alanshearer Do you think Eddie Howe should be gone end of the season?

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

Should Eddie Howe be sacked before the end of the season? #nufc #newcastle

A bad bad week for Eddie Howe - could and should be the end of him once the season is over #nufc season fucked

@StuartWHOGG_ There’s always two sides to every story The media just write to suit the easiest narrative it’s discraceful Stay strong and you’ll be remembered as one of the best fullbacks to grace British soil

I haven’t been on Twitter or X (or whatever we are calling it nowadays) for a very, very long time. But, I have seen an article written about me from a former sportsperson that did make me chuckle. A lot. And, I really appreciated the supportive comments on the back of it.

@StuartWHOGG_ Must be a slow news day. Crazy that these journalists happily ruin the life of others but wouldn’t want the same done to them. Private life should be kept private, you’ll be remembered for your ability on the pitch and not issues off it! You tormented us English for years 🤣

I have something I’d like to say…

Season over, let’s get a new manager in during the summer Eddie has been great, taken us as far as he can. Bit like Mark Hughes with City after their takeover. His head must be cooked just like us fans. #nufc

HMS Dragon 🤣🤣🤣

Yoooo America attacks Iran because of the risk of them having nuclear weapons but doesn’t attack China, Russia or North Korea?

@talkSPORT @grok what is this article saying

Just in. 🚨

Is Eddie Howe low key trying to get sacked by losing game after game and then purposely putting both of our new strikers on the bench vs spurs #NUFC #spurs Wants the mufc or England job does he

How do we live in a world where Andrew Tate is put under house arrest but Andrew Mountbatten Windsor walks free daily. Fucking wild

AJ Styles to sign a one year contract with TNA to finish wrestling - bookmark this

Still prefer martinelli to Isak - pass it on #NUFC

@grok is Cwmbran due any snow this evening/early hours of Friday