Connor Oroni

RT for a chance to win this SIGNED D-Rose jersey 🌹

My buddy just showed my girlfriend a picture of us from college. My girlfriend told me “You have aged so much”.

My girlfriend just said “You work from 8:00am until 7:00pm then you sit on the couch and watch sports” No comeback to be honest. Bear Down though

Late New Year’s resolution addition: learn how to role a burrito properly

Kings of the North 👑

“Hey guys, big fan. Long time listener, first time caller.”

If you have to slow mo and look at every angle for replays, you shouldn’t overturn a call. Just get rid of human umps at that point.

55 days 'til the season & we’re giving away a @dodeyingbo signed helmet to celebrate 🎉 RT if you want it!

How does Joey Chestnut not have gout?

DeMar DeRozan, Zach LaVine, Alex Caruso, and now Lonzo Ball have all been traded—and the Bulls didn’t get a single draft pick in return. What an absolute joke of a franchise.

Tried to go thru a Panera drive through on my way home. When I pulled in the drive thru they informed me it was for “mobile order pickups only”. They told me I could pull over, order off the app, then go thru and pick it up. Count your days Panera

@jbirdslife Toughest battles, toughest soldiers type of deal I think

@ConnorOroni11 Imagine being 26 and getting gout #shrinkoroni

Imagine the poor guy who was the first person to get Gout. Just woke up in the middle of the night with his big toe on fire… No way anyone believed him. They would have declared that witch craft!

@seaa_oroni Wasn’t me, hence the quotations. I wish I was having as good of a year as PCA.

@ConnorOroni11 You can’t use initials

“Bro, PCA and I are having crazy years”

Ever since I learned you can watch instagram reels in 2x speed my productivity has doubled

Pack a day type of guy

Just got a Anakin Skywalker/Hamilton the musical edit video on my instagram reels. Not sure how the algorithm drummed that one up but I didn’t hate it.

Can’t wait for National Treasure 3

@nickwoj98 @rainboltsburner Unbelievable track. Enjoy.

Where am I @rainboltsburner