Connor Roy-Smith

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@BenKellyBleeter I think you mean John Barker.

To be continued… #GTARP #parody @ECarterDOJ @Grey__Party @ConnorSmithRP @MarkCollinsGTA

PC: “Beautiful. Let’s get into it then, shall we?”

Hearing this, Jess perks up. JT: “How?” PC: “First of all, CATACA. Second of all, Operation Ultron… if you remember that Jess.” JT: “I do… Tweak it and let’s do it ASAP. We have to respond.”

“Basically, and hear me out here, we will-* sorry, COULD, finally reunite Korea and liberate North Korea, WITHOUT directly starting a war. I could have it done within a few days, tops.”

“You see, these plans that Grey brought, I’ve been working on them since North Korean operatives tried to kill me - just in case the US finally wanted to do something about it. Now, I’m not sure if you’ve looked them over but here’s the jist of it.”

“…and steal military prototypes and weaponry - also on US soil. Now a fucking nuke sent towards our tropical island? Fuck that shit, we gave them enough leeway. Now we have to strike back, and hard.” CS: “So what do you propose then?” PC: “It’s quite simple, actually.”

JT: “So what’s the plan then Chambers? You’re the expert.” PC: “Indeed I am. Now look, these North Korean bastards have been directly instigating us for what? 2 or 3 years now? First an attempt on my life, ON US SOIL, then cooperating with the former Russian government to try…”

PC: “Let me set something straight here. We DO know it was a nuclear warhead. My company’s reports are not wrong, and they never are. If you think otherwise, maybe I should replace you as Secretary of Defense.” CS: “Okay, okay. Chill out.”

PC: “The fuck are you all waiting about for then? Let’s retaliate! It’s about fucking time we do anyway.” CS: “We’re worried about the upcoming elections and potentially starting a war. We don’t know for sure if it was a nuclear warhead or not.”

CS: “Good, so you know about the missile. Grey here was just telling us about it being nuclear.”

PC: “Save it. Grey and my office already told me what’s going on and I looked everything over on the ride over. Would love to say I’m surprised, but can’t say I am.”

JT: “Chambers, good to see you. I know it’s been a while, but this is important so let’s save the formalities. Carter, Connor? Either of you want to fill him in?”

PC: “Shut the fuck up Mark, I am a federal agent. And the highest ranking one at that. If you must know, I was dealing with a threat in South America, so why don’t you shut up and eat your banana unless you’re going to fill me in here… No? That’s what I thought.”

MC: “Oh hell, finally! What’s with the DOA jacket, impersonating a federal agent are we?”

As the bickering continues, the door suddenly swings open. PC: “Boys, boys, boys. Calm down, we’re all friends here. Now what the fuck did you bring me back here for? I was busy doing national security things in an entirely different continent, so this better be good.”

GP: “As if! I have a higher clearance level than you! If you thought for a second Chambers would’ve trusted your mentally ill as with anything like this, you’re delusional. Now shut up nigga and eat your banana.” Mark stutters and quiets down, staring at his banana

MC: “Let’s get something straight here. You’re only here because Madeline is 6 months pregnant and cannot be here. I could’ve gotten this information myself.”

MC: “I don’t, but if you guys say so. Anyway, Grey, is this everything that Chambers International has?” GP: “Yeah, of course. That’s why I’m so concerned. And I’m sure you guys are too, otherwise I wouldn’t be here.”