Connor

Sure Hulu has live sports, but so do my fucking eyes. Tap the fuck in

@CBB3310 Suddenly they look back and it’s game over and they realize you only dribbled 11 times!

@Connorbusman Fake contest an average nacho early in the round, let them have it. Chuckle. Give them an easy win up front. They let their guard down. You’ve secured atleast 3 better nachos before they can even react.

Great minds. I nacho mog my friends so badly

@CBB3310 Yeah that plate hits the table and I’m Carmelo calling iso. Tween, tween, step back (thought I was pulling), dribble, side step and it’s nothing but net.

@Connorbusman Nacho plate is a chess board. Not for the faint of heart.

@CBB3310 All I know is we’re leaving at the crack of dawn

@Connorbusman You guys ready to bust a move?

White dude leaving the house “Alright you guys ready to rock and roll?”

@CBB3310 Art majors of society

Reading a book while walking in public is very performative

@CBB3310 Agreed, that would be the equivalent of thinking pigs can fly. Delusional

@Connorbusman Transparently, I feel no need to reinvent the wheel. I just don’t…

Probably just gonna take the road more traveled later honestly

Yeah let’s fight fire with fire today #YOLO

Need to get something off my chest. Was just in San Diego and visited the USS Midway museum (sick), watched a few good men on the flight (Tom Cruise is him) now watching the original Top Gun. 2 options now, enlist or get cocked on the 4th of July. Beer!!

Just held my pee for so long I kinda got a runners high off it

RIP Takeoff fr. Flow state in migos is stuff of legend

A certain demographic is so pissed I’m having a night right now😂

Not sure there is a worse demographic of humans than those who push the crosswalk button and then proceed to go when they feel like they want to. Sat and watched that walking signal go for 25 seconds and those assholes were already gone. Fuck you

@CBB3310 If they ask if we’re back just show them this tweet

THESE BATTLE SCARS DONT LOOK LIKE THEYRE FADING

@CBB3310 Then we drove down the coast and saw a Dels truck

Miss you😓

@CBB3310 hey let’s get a little dynamic going! Make sure we hit arm circles, small to big!

Fuck I had Bam at over 85

I love Olivia Dean. This music is a huge serotonin boost I swear she puts crack in these songs

It was the anniversary of the Miracle on Ice, little Johnny Gaudrea Jr’s bday, and GW’s bday. They never stood a chance.