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Conor Cawley
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Conor Cawley
@ConorCawley
Lead Writer at @TechCoHQ | Producer for @DontTellComedy | stand up comedian | #RavensFlock | pronounces colloquially wrong
Chicago, IL Katılım Şubat 2011
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@Rothmus the top 1% pays a lot of money to have you believe that
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I present this evidence again to make one thing clear:
your life is not worse because of the top 1%
it is worse because of the bottom 1%
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: Home Depot & Lowe's to install parking lot cameras with license plate readers amid a surge in shoplifting.
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@dannycantalk walkable cities not being a 100% in favor issue is the biggest indicator that politics is dumb/rigged
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I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses.
I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time.
I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules.
I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw.
I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling.
I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat.
I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me.
I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services.
I want to go through drive thrus.
I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately.
I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route.
I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go.
I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan.
I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems.
Essentially, I want freedom.
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@bmore_sports8 the kid cant legally rent a car yet but he became the first kicker ever in nfl history to have his kick alone decide whether his team or his team's greatest rival goes to the playoffs cut him some gd slack
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Still don’t like that our kicker is Loop. That was a fucking chip shot and he missed it by 15 yards right
BearsShowYo@BearsShowYo
My favorite Non-Bears game in 2025 was definitely Ravens vs Steelers Week 18. Genuinely cinema from start to finish, whew.
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The world will not treat you better just because you are a good person..
Asma@Elaa_ampe5
What is the harshest truth you've learned?
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Am I the only one who still views minimum wage as gas money for your car and movie tickets for you and your date while you gain work experience in high school or at the bookstore in college?
When did it become a career wage?
JB Pritzker@JBPritzker
$7.25 an hour is about $14,000 a year. No one can survive on that. People can barely survive on double that. We raised the minimum wage in Illinois. It's long overdue everywhere else.
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Why do people write tweets like this?
Where every sentence gets a new line.
Sometimes a line might have two sentences. Like this one.
But generally speaking, every sentence has a new line, making a tweet look like a long block of text that no one reads.
Worse still, such tweets are often repetitive and winding, hammering on the same point over and over again.
The writing is often very bad.
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@NoContextHumans You're talking about a piece of art from 6 years ago clearly it worked
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