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Conor Cawley

@ConorCawley

Lead Writer at @TechCoHQ | Producer for @DontTellComedy | stand up comedian | #RavensFlock | pronounces colloquially wrong

Chicago, IL Katılım Şubat 2011
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Conor Cawley
Conor Cawley@ConorCawley·
remote work? I sure hope it does im trying to watch tv
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Kalshi Football
Kalshi Football@KalshiFB·
What's the one NFL play you've rewatched 100+ times?
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Conor Cawley
Conor Cawley@ConorCawley·
@Rothmus the top 1% pays a lot of money to have you believe that
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Royce Morgan
Royce Morgan@PTSportsFix·
If you could pick one team from each sport to never win another championship again while you’re alive, who would you choose?
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Kalshi Football
Kalshi Football@KalshiFB·
What is an NFL play so memorable that can be recognized just by the announcers call?
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Kalshi Football
Kalshi Football@KalshiFB·
The GOAT all time Quarterback Comparison.
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Chicago Cubs
Chicago Cubs@Cubs·
Ian Happ extending his 27-game on-base streak in style 😮‍💨
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Conor Cawley
Conor Cawley@ConorCawley·
@dannycantalk walkable cities not being a 100% in favor issue is the biggest indicator that politics is dumb/rigged
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DannyCanTalk 🌈
DannyCanTalk 🌈@dannycantalk·
I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses. I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time. I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules. I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw. I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling. I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat. I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me. I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services. I want to go through drive thrus. I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately. I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route. I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go. I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan. I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems. Essentially, I want freedom.
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Boots, 'with the fur'
Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·
conversations in the comments here are all very beautiful
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
No one actually likes meatloaf I said what I said
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Conor Cawley
Conor Cawley@ConorCawley·
@bmore_sports8 the kid cant legally rent a car yet but he became the first kicker ever in nfl history to have his kick alone decide whether his team or his team's greatest rival goes to the playoffs cut him some gd slack
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Kalshi Football
Kalshi Football@KalshiFB·
Who throws the prettiest deep ball ever?
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Lou
Lou@_iamlougotti·
If someone asked you, Who are the 3 worst quarterbacks ever? Who would you tell them??
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derek guy
derek guy@dieworkwear·
Why do people write tweets like this? Where every sentence gets a new line. Sometimes a line might have two sentences. Like this one. But generally speaking, every sentence has a new line, making a tweet look like a long block of text that no one reads. Worse still, such tweets are often repetitive and winding, hammering on the same point over and over again. The writing is often very bad.
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Kalshi Football
Kalshi Football@KalshiFB·
Packers Mt. Rushmore. who'd you swap?
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Out of Context Human Race
Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans·
Those clowns who call bananas taped to a wall art should see this!
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