Boots, 'with the fur'

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Boots, 'with the fur'

@afraidofwasps

Six feet tall, two feet have

Katılım Ocak 2012

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·2 Ara

My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏 Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. And always grateful for the support. Link below 👇

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·4h

@len0killer (Waiter approaches with the parmesan grater) Ah, la pièce de résistance

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Thomas White@len0killer·11h

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·1d

@LeftBriansBirds I like that and I also like him saying "It's Good when"

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American-Iranian-Political-Action-Committee@LeftBriansBirds·1d

@afraidofwasps There's a line in a Mayakovsky's "A Cloud in Trousers" It’s good when On the gibbet, in the face of terror, You shout: “Drink Cocoa — Van Houten!” but he's referencing how condemned men in Tsarist Russia would shout ads before execution so their family would get the money

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·1d

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I created the false azure on account of Windex "Wet and Forget" glass cleaner w/ Ettore microfiber squeegee --and I Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.

jude ⚢@lcthlorien

did i just find an ad inside a book 😭

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·1d

@drewsbrewcrew Interesting...

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I am monitoring the situation... 🇵🇸@drewsbrewcrew·1d

@afraidofwasps they have a roving band of "harmers" as they're known in the business who find people to hurt and maim and injure

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·1d

Are the people in The Pitt actually injured? I can't in good conscience watch this...

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·3d

Did anyone else think Banksy was going to be a beautiful busty woman?

Dylan Abruscato@DylanAbruscato

If I’m a Banksy collector, I have to be fuming. The allure/mystique of an anon artist is half the value, and it’s just less fun now that he’s doxxed.

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·13 Mar

This line echoes through my head basically whenever I eat anything

Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker

Meat is an ancient food

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·12 Mar

Found myself describing the Pop Corners Kettle Corn flavor popped chip as "a revelation" in my head

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·12 Mar

@depninjaX2 @chiweethedog Maybe you should consider botting the likes looking a little sparse here 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 God Bless though

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MC🥷@depninjaX2·12 Mar

@chiweethedog If you’re gonna bot the likes perhaps make it a little less obvious

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MC🥷@depninjaX2·12 Mar

Yeah dumbfuck, one American soldier’s life is worth 30 Somali trash’s lives

The Uncgorithm@chiweethedog

@my_MAIMAl So you admit that Somalis are equal to Aryan special forces super soldiers

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·12 Mar

@prawnsgonewild Lol

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Rip van Dartz@prawnsgonewild·12 Mar

@afraidofwasps When the gym teachers took on the entire class in dodge ball

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·12 Mar

(sending to crush) Not that intense, the good guys way outnumber the bad guys Lol (sending to guy I knew in 2nd grade) This was us in 2nd grade

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

The sheer intensity of Black Hawk Down (2001).

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·12 Mar

@jakebrodes @BorgusRevived For me I think it would be librarian at the neurodivergent library

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jake rhodes@jakebrodes·11 Mar

“whats your plan if society collapses? I think woods and just wait it out” relapse then blow my head off. Not doin The Road stuff sorry. My life was stupid when society functioned normally. Im not getting into gun fights over wet dog food. Just some heroin and eating a 9mm thanks

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·11 Mar

Sounds like a fake story but I was legitimately at a used book sale years ago and a girl pulls out Moby Dick and asks her mom what it's about and her mom replies "It's boring, it's about nothing." I wanted to shake her and shout - Actually, it's about the female orgasm

wyatt browdy@wyatt_browdy

What are the best "everything novels"? Novels that are seemingly about everything at once

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