Conor

With added effect

Van dijk isn’t safe ffs. ONE misplaced pass and I know I’m seeing this all over the timeline

Me cussing Sancho despite exhibiting the exact same behaviour at work

nah gary neville is hilarious

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

Watford’s Ken Sema suffers with a stutter, but he bravely came out and did the post-match interview last night... ❤️ This will really help a lot of people. Anyone who suffers with a stammer knows how hard and deflating it can be. Brilliant @Semaken! 👏

chris brown has been GOATED for years and still is twitter.com/bhrisbrwn/stat…

Mason Greenwood is only “innocent until proven guilty” in the eyes of the law. The CPS has decided they can’t prosecute and put him in prison with the evidence they have. Man Utd’s burden of proof is much lower. “Is that you on that recording Mason? Yes? There’s the door.”

Manchester is RED 🔴

WHAT A GOAL MARCUS RASHFORD!! 😲 He just kept running and running and RUNNING! 🏃⚡

Messi really stopped us from hearing this masterclass 💔

This one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Can’t believe they said this live on air 😆

Racist assault caught on camera yesterday in #Cheadle. But who is this man ? Do you know him ? Get in touch. #Edgeley #Stockport @StockportMBC @My_Stockport @MENnewsdesk

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

DOWN GOES SHAQ 🤣 Seven years ago today, @Shaq had his infamous tumble in Studio J 😂 @NBAonTNT

Fucking horrid

Ok this is my favourite