Code name 'C'

@jacksonhinkle In fairness, why would he?

🇵🇸 🇮🇱 The president of the Palestine Football Association, Jibril Rajoub, refused to shake hands with the president of the Israel Football Association and pose for a photo, despite all the insistence of Gianni Infantino, president of FIFA.

@MiriamOCal super job tonight. Straight and honest questions designed to go round the government spin. Loved it!

@bespokespeeches @BlodauTW @OwsWills @michaelsheen An allusion to Auden? Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

@BlodauTW @OwsWills @michaelsheen 'Pull down the newspapers. Keep the television quiet. Hollow out the language. Make us a theme park. Make us a gift shop. Accommodate. Accommodate. Accommodate. As if nothing else had ever happened.' 🔥🔥🔥

"The Pied Piper of Britishness marched us all down to the river, and left us there" @michaelsheen in crystalline, excoriating form. We need more oratory like this. We need reminding of the perniciousness of Westminster’s absolute dominion.

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

If you want to make something simple, you have to do the work. It's rather like the saying: "If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter." Sketch based on a quote attributed to Woodrow Wilson.

Planning = simplify (the what) Creative = exaggerate (the how) via @davetrott

Don't forget to tune into @nearfm at 2pm today to hear 'Waiting for the Light' - the magical story about winning the archaeological lottery: nearfm.ie/livestream/ @NearBy_Business @NearTV @friendsofnear