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One of Trump's ongoing schticks is not hearing a question properly, or thinking it through adequately, and then backpeddling when he steps on his dick. President Sideshow Bob.

@DrDiGiorgio See also web.archive.org/web/2020110809…

San Francisco in a nutshell. I pass well over a hundred drug users every morning, including many milling about outside our hospital and parking garage. I care for them when they land in our hospital and I’m proud to do that work. But the city refuses to revoke sanctuary protections for the drug dealers fueling the crisis. It won’t enforce basic laws that could restore order. And yet, when I stop for less than a minute to pick up my son from daycare, I get ticketed for not curbing my wheels on a 5% grade. Lawlessness is tolerated. The law abiding are penalized.

Not being able to breathe properly is exceedingly tiresome. #TheJoysOfEmphysema

Trey & Matt just declared war on the extortion-industrial complex — and they did it on Paramount’s dime, right after a $1.5B deal. @SouthPark ’s “Sermon on the ‘Mount” may be their boldest yet. And I’ll be tuning in ALL season. 📺🔥👇

@churchill724 A Shelby, anyways.

@ConservativeLA The car is just as gorgeous. It is a recent custom, but based on her '65 Mustang.

She's even sexier in coveralls, working on her Bronco, with a Dan Gurney poster over her shoulder ffs. In my veins.

(Quoted text was from ESPN.)

Pretty sure his problem wasn't CTE.

Manhattan asswipe "was trying to target the headquarters of the NFL but took the wrong elevator, officials said Tuesday." He played high school ball ffs. WTF?

🇺🇸 Forever grateful to all who stood by me and cheered me on that day. 🙏 • 🇧🇷 Eternamente grato a todos que estiveram ao meu lado e torceram por mim naquele dia. 🙏

@SooperMexican True dat.

If libs are pointing to the voiceover on that Sydney Sweeney ad for evidence that it's Nazi propaganda, I can assure them that no man heard one word of it.

Speaking of longhorns, did you know that their horns actually act to cool them off? It's true. Longhorns (and other cattle with large horns, like Ankole-Watusi) use their horns as a kind of built‑in radiator. The horns aren’t just bone; they have a bony core filled with blood vessels, covered by a keratin sheath. When the animal gets hot, blood flows through the horn, and because the horn sticks out into the air, heat dissipates more easily than it would inside the animal’s body. It’s basically nature’s version of a car’s radiator sticking out in the breeze. Researchers have measured this effect with thermal imaging — in hot weather, the horns show up as much warmer than the rest of the body, which means they’re dumping heat. It’s not the only way a Longhorn cools off (they still rely on shade, panting, and seeking water), but in the Texas sun, every little bit helps. Traces of Texas reader Craig Harrellson kindly sent in this photo of a big ol' beautiful longhorn. Thanks, Craig!

Some (many?) long-time supporters of Israel find themselves becoming alienated from Israel. I don't see a happy outcome. The worst possible time for EU states to pimping the "two-state solution" again. Nothing about Gaza makes sense. I get destroying Hamas. But at what cost?

Hamas wants dead Palestinians to propagandize to the gullible West on--they always have. Baffling why Israel seems so flatfooted and tone-deaf at this point.

I think we're pretty much done here. Time to wrap it up. We're beyond "becomes farce," and are well into praying for SMOD territory.

@carolineincalif I keep thinking of Bad Idea Jeans from SNL.

@carolineincalif The funny part is that she's promoting what look like mom jeans leasure suits.

Hear me out. But is it possible that this Sydney Sweeney 'controversy' is being used, almost cynically, by publications as a way to show photos of Sydney Sweeney???

Paying too close attention to politics gives us a misleading idea as to the prevalence of nihilistic crapweasels among us.

@jakedsoto @BrettRedacted Needs an Anchorman promo with Ron Burgundy doing that verbal exercise, pre-show.

@BrettRedacted I’ve been laughing at this bit for weeks and found out I can’t say Leslie Nielsen, Liam Neeson three times.

THE NAKED GUN: Comedy is legal again. Can’t believe the strategy of “cast whoever’s name is closest to Leslie Nielsen” paid off