Andrés González

And here we have @TuckerCarlson talking to his audience about the size of his genitalia.

@AKBrews The refreshing kind?

This seems like a great way to get diarrhea.

@Baphometder YouTube….

Learn car maintenance, people.

This is who runs this account…

@Mollyploofkins But….but….Leader told us that vandals had destroyed the beautiful blue pool!

No sign of Trump's 350-foot gash

@AKBrews Beached whale vibes…

The noise this guy is making is sending me 😂

@SpeakerJohnson You are speaking of yourself, right??

THE BARBARIANS ARE INSIDE THE GATE! We are fighting right now in Congress over whether we're going to maintain our status as a constitutional republic OR trade that in, dismantle the foundations and GO DOWN THIS DARK ROAD OF DEATH TO COMMUNISM. THAT is the question.

@shillman1 Some questions are better kept unanswered…

Now I’m wondering, is there non-explosive diarrhea? 🤔

@MrAddison @danthegeeman Oh? To me it’s just too white and bland for my taste.

@CookinFiddler @danthegeeman Maga vanilla is too rich for my tummy!

And free ice cream for everyone Warsh promises inflation will be a 'thing of the past' cnbc.com/2026/07/14/war…

@theliamnissan And by the looks of it, Elaine will be doing even better!!!

See guys? Mitch McConnell is doing just fine

@atrupar He included Venezuela and what seems to be a portion of Colombia.

Trump posts an image featuring a map showing the United States taking over Canada and Greenland

@SeanOhhhh Or Greenland….Or Venezuela.

Almost two years into this term and nobody on his staff has had the guts to tell Grandpa Puddinpants that he can't have Canada

@kneerecon Oh….you must have missed checking your calendar. Today is…Tuesday!!

Trump backs away from plan to charge fees in the Strait of Hormuz as attacks intensify. Hmm. This is new. Our laser-focused leader has reversed direction again. Full steam ahead, Mr. President, or wherever you’re heading. yahoo.com/news/world/art…

@Youtalkingtume Is stupidity a valid legal reason??

Will , Donald Trump be found not guilty by reason of insanity

@nutbuttergrowth @SenatorCollins Or maybe you’re pretty white?

@SenatorCollins you know, ive been pulled over a few times and i always obey the officers. this has been a very good strategy for staying alive. perhaps im just old fashioned.

While the investigation of the Biddeford shooting is not yet complete, it raises sufficient critical questions that I spoke with DHS Secretary Mullin last night and urged him to cease all non-urgent vehicle stops.

@CookinFiddler Cada quien que saque sus propias conclusiones. 🤭

Yo creo que Jorge y Marco están así:

I’m really not 😂😂😂

NEW: Trump’s Iran strategy abruptly reversed course Tuesday when he announced the end of his plan to charge a 20% fee on commercial ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz. To be fair, it is Taco Tuesday. apnews.com/article/abd060…

@shillman1 Is that why the water turned green?!? Wow!!

Ok, now it makes sense but who knew The Incredible Hulk was a radical left lunatic.