Wilfred “Coon-Man” Wallace

Friend just sent me this, something isn’t adding up here? #huge

Wanker > Pro V1 #expand

@JohnnieMcSpeaks “Businesses”

Way too big for me. Thanks though instagram #whale

@HeatersPeter Only 1 is hot so shrink

Is this a #shrink or #expand

@Willyraper3 We’re really just letting anyone graduate at this point

CIA is doing backflips rn

@wakemdahnrick They’re coming back for the Krusty Krew

Don’t let these fags near my school

@BurnerTJustice My feet would be BLACK after recess

Real ones were rocking these back in the day #drip

@PercGolfs Do the boots stay on during sex?

U get to crack but she does the chicken Caesar bit before and after… u doing it?

@ChazPdick Should give the cherry green apple a try

Best way to start my mornings

@CJ_Patterson96 What the FUCK

“How did you know I’m a Murray State fan?”

@rosetoy72545 There’s still time to delete this buddy

@BurnerTJustice @masonneers65 Coonman approves #dadismandiddler

Only one more month til me and @masonneers65 find our way back to the dorms with some slutty freshman #seniorszn

@meterPillar02 He delusion is insane #hog

Yeah Instagram, I totally want to see a fat overweight Chicago "influencer" on my feed #whatdaactualfak

@LongJohn1962 So much to unpack here

Im so scared rn

Mr. Crown needs to hang up and hang out

Do Not Disturb might be the best phone feature of all time

@PlisskenPatriot The hogs have lost it

Calling all doctors and business owners Your tradwife, sir

@nonblankslate @c1nnamonbunny Just put the fork down

@c1nnamonbunny @CoonManWallace Many such cases. A lot of people don't understand that going to the gym but still not creating a caloric deficit doesn't lead to anything. Weight training also doesn't really burn that many calories unless you're doing it for a really long time. Those types hate cardio

Friend just sent me this, something isn’t adding up here? #huge

@mightaswelldrop Bets are open

@CoonManWallace Only one of those things will be used

Good to go for this weekend

@PatSycamore Holy rocket

Uhhhh 1 Box combo #please

@burnermcged Never play unless youre asked to

Is ts green?