Dillon

Physically impossible to just leave

@HanBaNannz Chalk up another disease you've beat 💪

Officially COVID-19 free 😃

Brandon shaved his face for the first time in 4 years. I'm not okay...

@VernonMaxwell11 @blackmonb83

So here is the reason I’m in Utah. I decided to offer a free clinic to the best young shooters in the state as a truce to try and mend my relationship with Utah fans. Here are the best shooters the state had to offer....

@geoffschwartz High school football parents, “Cmon OLine block somebody!” 😂😂

@WallanderRonnie @geoffschwartz @ZajacM44 this 😂

Follow 74 for a touchdown. Instead the back does whatever the hell he wants and the OL get blamed for it

@ZajacM44 It's quite *appealing*

@ZajacM44 I can get behind that cause. However, may I suggest we have a more intimating name? Maybe something along the lines of the Michigan Raging Potatoes?

@ZajacM44 Can confirm, I'm a big potato guy.

@ZajacM44 Claim to be such an expert on potatoes, you'd swear they were from Idaho.

@ZajacM44 That's when your neighbor, Greg, comes over and tells you that you need to fire those potatoes. Don't be Greg.

Since Nick Saban's first season at Alabama in 2007, Alabama kickers have now missed 101 field goals, the most by any FBS team in that span. That's 8 more than any other team. Joseph Bulovas is the only SEC kicker to miss multiple field goals from 30 yards or closer this season.

I am so thankful for multi-line cursor #Thanksgiving #HappyThanksgiving #Thankful #ThursdayThoughts #AndroidDev #Software

One of my favorite feelings is when I ask a programming question that I thought was dumb but the answers slowly reveal that it wasn't actually that dumb

through one half the bears are averaging 2.3 inches per passing play

@keely_nichelle It is straight Jesus nectar. Definitely recommend.

@keely_nichelle Might be time to break out the secret weapon: deathwishcoffee.com/products/death…

@DrunkMattyP @blackmonb83

Extra hour of sleep? More like an extra hour of drinking. Can’t wait to fuck shit up in Oakland #TrashCity 🍻

"Yo Donn, my website is covered in shit." Yeah, it's true ... it happened ... More info on how I royally screwed up here: instagram.com/p/B4UWERBAeIj/ Hint: I didn't write tests ... 😬💀 #software #programming #code #webdev #developers #testing