Conor Cooper

@BVause81 @DanBeresford3 2 old school legends right there!

The Last Dance 😢 Tonight marked our final school football fixture after 19 years side by side. Next season, we line up against each other 🥊 How many nets have we put up and taken down over the years? Gonna miss my mate… not sure what I’ll do without him ⚽💔

Ramsey and Joelinton were tremendous tonight. Game management one the worst over seen though, sums up our season.

Said it before and I’ll say it again and again, Elanga is the worst player in my lifetime to have put a Newcastle shirt on. Offers absolutely nothing. NOT. A. FOOTBALLER.

Elanga is the worst signing Newcastle have made in my lifetime. Absolute dross.

The world needs to stop with this newfound love of putting coriander on food, horrendous 🤢

Right in the playboy mansion, ain’t no stopping that 😮‍💨

Darts needs Price, my favourite player by a country mile. That’s exactly how it should be, proper rivalry. Better than Bunting tonguing Littlers hoop.

Horrible trip up to Glasgow yesterday to watch Newcastle, one of the worst performances I’ve witnessed. Crying for players. 2 positives I seen were Bruno was excellent and young Alex Murphy looks a bright prospect at left back.

Still recovering 😂

Football Focus League Cup Final Preview w/ @alanshearer 🙋🏼‍♂️ Bring it back to Newcastle lads #nufc #leaguecupfinal @samfendermusic @charlottehope @Taylorpayne @AddingRandomWit @worflags @tfNUFC

IT MUST BE THE BALL IT MUST BE THE BALL MIKEL ARTETA IT MUST BE THE BALL

Way too much fist pumping gan on by Bunting last night, made it an absolute snoozefest. Just completely rolled over for Littler, no competition whatsoever. There will be none of that tonight with MVG involved. #PDCWorldChampionships

Today is the start of the best tournament in the world 🎯

@jayson_ross7 Haha nah mate but requires some skill that 👏🏻

@thejasonbyrne Brilliant show!

Go on Mickey !!! Thanks for coming

MONSTER

At least England are decent at one thing! #worldcupofdarts 🎯

First time I’ve ever wanted Man Utd to win anything. My most hated person in all of football, ever. A complete fucking bellend.

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Thinking about that match again yesterday. Jack Clarke is absolutely hopeless and that Luke o nien is without a doubt the worst player I’ve watched play professional football. How bad is he man 🤣 what a roar, they actually thought they were guna get a result as well, bless them.