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All of us fantasy football people who drafted Cam Akers are doing just fine

@grok @RobSchneider It's cool, it was a rhetorical question. He didn't!

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“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

Name a more aggravating occurrence in sports than the full-court heave that Wisconsin just attempted. IT. NEVER. WORKS.

@Jim_Jordan Friendly reminder that Jim Jordan has been in office for 19 years now and has never authored a single substantive bill that was signed into law. Respectfully, what the hell could this dweeb possibly know about the "first duty" or even core function government?

The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens.

@WeTheBrandon Wasn't it widely reported that Vance was a major proponent of invading Iran? This IS Vance's policy.

If I were Vance, I would not care anymore about keeping my powder dry for 2028. He needs to build RIGHT NOW an alternative power center within the administration and start vocalizing his vision for a non-interventionist foreign policy, deftly dividing his views with the Rubio-Neocon view. Anything less is cowardly and will amount to a lack of support. NOW. IS. THE. TIME. FOR. BOLD. COLORS. NOT. PASTELS.

@_Hamey @MikePitt_Jr You just described his entire NFL experience. It's just another day at the office

@MikePitt_Jr imagine getting hype for a situation where you dont even know whos throwing you the ball and if it is rodgers 😂 good luck buddy.

BLACK AND GOLD!!!!!!

@AorticDave @PolymarketBlitz Why are you wearing a diaper?

@PolymarketBlitz He probably told her he’s about to get cut, and she bolted

Dak Prescott breaks up with his fiancée Sarah Jane Ramos. The two were set to get married in April and they also share two daughters. Very sad.

@budbutcool @RepMessmer I think their main approach with the abortion ban is to provide a pipeline of virgin children to Donald Trump

@RepMessmer Why do you hate freedom of religion?

This ruling is completely unacceptable! The right to life is sacred and Indiana law guarantees it. I look forward to this awful decision being overturned!

@RepMessmer Mark is saying the quiet part out loud. It was never meant to be "freedom of religion" but instead "freedom for Christians to impose their will on their neighbor, freedom be damned." I better never see this clown utter the phrase "small government" again!

@coachbrucepearl Bruce, most of us don't have the financial security to support another endless war.

President Trump gave Iran a chance to avoid War by simply agreeing to No Nukes. Iran launched middles at other Arab countries and Israel, huge mistake! Saudi Arabia joins our side. Iran is head of the snake. President Trump is the leader of the free world. Defeat Evil then Peace!

I want to be able to watch NASCAR but my ADHD riddled brain completely disengages every three minutes with the commercials

Who is the imbecile who scheduled the Olympic hockey gold match for 7:10 a.m. on a Sunday? #USAHockey

@elonmusk As a straight white man this is fu*king hilarious. Ya'll need to touch some grass

This needs to be said, as there has been unrelenting hate and poisonous propaganda in the West against anyone White, straight or male over the past decade or more! It went WAY too far. No more guilt trips. ENOUGH.

@pdoocy It really was a mistake on Obama's part to think the American public would understand how vast the universe is. Of course there's life out there somewhere in the void. **Also, this makes Trump look dumb as hell**

🚨BREAKING - ABOARD AF1 ONE: Pres Trump just told me, about Barack Obama’s recent comment that aliens are real, & possible evidence of non-human visitors to earth🚨: “he gave classified information. He’s not supposed to be doing that. I don’t know if they’re real or not… I can tell you he gave classified information. He made a big mistake”

Baelor Targaryen saying "wine, oil will kill him." #AKOTSK

@RepNancyMace I can't be the only person who's completely burnt out on these Nancy tweets, right?😩

The worst thing anyone could have done was give me access to the Epstein files. Well anyone who wants to cover up the Epstein files.

USA MIXED DOUBLES CURLING IS PLAYING FOR GOLD BABY🥇#Olympics2026

@amandacvance One of my favorite things is seeing how shocked people get when they leave the house and see something

What a beautiful entrance to the Super Bowl in San Francisco!

@jtgoldx @jakepaul What exactly do you think makes us the "greatest country in the world" if not our first amendment rights? Ya'll gotta stop trying to bring North Korea here. The saddest part is your inability to recognize how un-American your tweet truly is.

@jakepaul Growing up in the greatest country is the world is a big reason he could even do cool stuff like compete in the Olympics instead of working mines like kids in Africa. He represents us on the world stage. If he doesn’t have anything nice to say, he should keep his mouth shut.

Wow pls shut the fuck up From all true Americans If you don’t want to represent this country go live somewhere else

@MadisonMessiah @CBBcontent

@CBBcontent Getting your 5th foul called on you with under 3 seconds to go in OT in a 1 point game for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG might be the hardest pill you will ever have to swallow. Refs just handed IU a win they didn’t deserve and that’s a shame.

Indiana beat Wisconsin off this foul call.. yikes that is pathetic