Christine

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

@still___mandy buddy i'm so jealous ahhhhh

should I send this to my 74 year old friend Carol who I’m going to the museum with on Saturday

@still___mandy i am literally always telling you this

you should never have 12k in your checking account btw

i’d find existential dread in any lifetime

Sally Rooney absolutely done a lot of you in here with a stroke of a pen

Women love having “mentors,” every bitch I know has a “mentor,” and the mentor is inevitably an even more confused woman

Ohhh sorry I don’t find Melania Trump to be a diva I’m unfortunately normal :(

If there is a man who is Insane, I will find a way to make him my client. And then I will suffer. It's a fun little thing I like to do

Nosferatu is for the girls!!! let us yap!!!

in the same way that wicked has singalong showings, I need a Nosferatu showing where yapping is allowed because boy did I have THOUGHTS

I survived 2024 and all I got was this new, even more complex sense of self I am now responsible for tending to daily

BREAKING: Israel closed its embassy in Ireland, and now Ireland plans to turn the empty Israeli embassy building into a Palestine Museum.

"it's only bc hes hot" if he posted pics online he would only get gay attention bc gays dont need backstory just angular flesh. but now his pics are viral bc he won women's attention showing his personality: loves to travel, leaves thoughtful notes, has hobbies (assassination)

@still___mandy MANDY

he stole her cowboy hat at a party then stalked her and threatened to **** himself until she agreed to date him 😍

Seeing vampire weekend tonight (standing room).. bro I am about to be PARTYING with all the other elder millenials

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy

ways to incorporate more evil into my cooking?

No shame!!! He's like "will we talk when I get back?" this lady is like "THERES NO TALKING" and we can all hear everything due to him BLASTING the call lolololol

A guy is sitting next to me at the airport, getting broken up with via facetime without wearing headphones - phone FULL volume. Honestly, I wish I had a quarter of his confidence