Corey Mayton

@UGAfootballLive Our tight ends fucking suck

Thoughts?

Hey Jimmy Kimmel, It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor. That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative. But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated. But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch. Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH! You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all. If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole. Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety. I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind. So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.” No, Sir! The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford. And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed. Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming. I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans. Respectfully, Rob Schneider

You will be a president for zero Americans.

Kirby: “Nobody believed in us. We came to eat”

"That's my sister Sally and our son Saban"

@therealmevp Every time they play on ESPN

Braves shitting their pants in front of America is tough to watch.

Nigga of the Year #CTESPN

“This mf is actually retarded”

We have fired the Social Media Manager that posted this:

What exactly is an assault weapon @JoeBiden ? #StateOfTheUnion

Joe Biden's open border killed Laken Riley. Pass it on. #SOTU2024

Fucking the entire country doesn’t count!!!

Lets close the border and get a head count of who in this mfer

@harryjsisson You have got to be one of the stupidest mother fuckers in the world to believe that. Yet, you prolly live at home with your parents

BOOM! President Biden’s economy is fantastic. In 2023, the economy grew, unemployment fell, inflation fell, gas prices fell, jobs grew, and the stock market boomed. That’s Bidenomics and that’s what we call a strong economic recovery. Thank you, President Biden!

Literally no one wants to see the Phillies win this game

Get fucking smoked @BarstoolUK

Waiting for tonight’s game like

Two more days of 🏳️‍🌈 month. Almost there, folks.

@RealCJ10 would go 2-5 in his first game back with a 2 run homer and a base knock. Mark it down