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@thechrisroberts @lolitadiariess

being a girl is crazy bro

@BigDickBarclay @yellowminutes Good to see you work a guy in. Representation is important.

@yellowminutes They finally let him get fat

First look at Steve Rogers as Nomad in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' Few months ago I said he's not playing Captain America. He will be Nomad for now

@Skullbroker2 @crybabybtzzz @xo_Reddish_xo I grew up in Southern California and I never had allergies. I now live in Indiana and every Spring feels like a punishment for some sin I've long forgotten.

@crybabybtzzz @xo_Reddish_xo

It smells like flowers outside 🤢🤢

Sunshineyyy

@JulyMike1959 @MaryTilesTexas @Xtraordinaire65

@MaryTilesTexas @Xtraordinaire65 Conduit guy...

@Ne_zaha 10mm pistol in your waste band

🗣️: صديقي لديه مزرعة صغيرة، ولكنه يعاني من مشكلة صغيرة، وهي أنه يتعرض دائما للمطاردة من الخنازير البرية التي تتواجد بشكل طبيعي حول مزرعته، فقرر إحضار كلب لمساعدته في طرد الخنازير رد فعل الكلب مع أول مطاردة:

@jakeshieldsajj @ArchaeologyX False equivalence. Drastically different failure rates.

@ArchaeologyX Yeah, thankfully there has never been a plane crash or we would all stop flying

Did you know that almost 100 years before the Wright brothers “invented” flying there were airships Since airships don’t use gas or electricity they run on free energy They flew all over the world regularly crossing oceans and could hold 100 people comfortably

@thankyougary__ Keep that shit out of my yard, Gary.

@mask_bastard *an*

do you eat ass

@GunloverClub1 Eardrums are for pussies

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@TheActMan_YT I can't explain it, but it kinda sounds like System of a Down.

I legitimately don't know how racism continued to exist after this song was released

@thenormanuknow @MaryTilesTexas I ain't above frolicking

@CoreySaylor1 @MaryTilesTexas

Giving 'material girl' a new meaning

@UziCryptoo I seriously doubt a first-year apprentice is making even half that.

18 yo son’s wages vs mine: 18 yo son: graduated high school a month ago. Has a job with a local roofing company in their solar panel install divison. For commercial jobs he'a paid $63 an hour, $95 if it's overtime. For residential jobs he makes $25/hour. About 70% of their jobs are commercial. He's currently on the apprentice waiting list for the local IBEW hall. Me: 40, masters degree, 12 years of teaching experience. $53,000 a year with ~$70K in student debt load. My hour rate is about $25/hour This is one of the many reasons I think of when people talk about why public education is in shambles.

@alphafox Just point a fan at it

Can you spot the issue here? 🤔

@lolitadiariess That bonding comes from shared-hardship, not them stressing each other out. Men have enough stress in their lives. Why the hell would any man want to come home to more?

men won’t admit this because they don’t understand their own biology. male bonding is heavily linked to vasopressin. this hormone is tied to arousal, focus, and stress response & activated by tension, challenge, and emotional stakes. men don’t bond through comfort alone.

@akafaceUS Plumber here You deserve it for putting that water heater in the attic

When someone leaves the electric on. I like how his first instinct after recovering is to instantly grab it again.

men will never admit this but they actually like you more when you stress them out