Corey Simon

@BadAceMike @Bitcoin_Teddy You GROW bananas, not build - you cunt

@Bitcoin_Teddy Dems love to lie

DEAN: “What’s the tariff on bananas?” LUTNICK: “10%.” DEAN: “Walmart already raised banana prices by 8%.” LUTNICK: “Well, if you build in America, there’s no tariff.” DEAN: “You can’t build bananas in America.”

@unitedhan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Salibasexual02 @topskillsportuk Aren't you in your 40's?

@topskillsportuk So will Arteta then, with every passing day, Flopps ‘PL legacy’ is getting eroded away.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Liverpool could be awarded TWO Premier League titles if Manchester City are found guilty of the 115 charges. 😳🔴 Under Jürgen Klopp, the Reds finished as runners-up in two of the most heartbreaking title races in history: — 2018/19: 97 points (lost just ONE match all season) — still the record for most points without winning the Premier League — 2021/22: 92 points — pipped by just ONE point on the final day Should City be found guilty and hit with expulsion or relegation, those two titles would be handed to Liverpool. History would be completely rewritten.

@SirLeoBDasilva Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wolves are still defending with 10 men against Arsenal. You are 2-0 down, come out and play. Try to equalize!

@tommo_king @elonmusk @RupertLowe10 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@elonmusk @RupertLowe10 Rupert Lowe is the only man who can save Britain.

Bravo! It’s a sign of how crazy these days are that this even needs to be said!

@FootballEra_ £13m is the loan fee you fucking clown

In a window where: Man United signed Yoro for €62M Chelsea signed Hato for €40M Real Madrid signed Huijsen for €64M Liverpool signed Jacquet for €60M PSG signed Zabarnyi for €62M Arsenal signing Cristhian Mosquera for €13M is the bargain of the century.

@PiagetTheGooner @AFC_Fazeel Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@AFC_Fazeel Arsenal is like that school kid who gets hated for simply being cool and classy. George Graham famously said, "It's fine that people hate us, it's part of our history. We're The Arsenal".#COYG

Points gap between 1st and 2nd La Liga- 1 Bundesliga- 3 Serie A- 4 Ligue 1- 2 Portugal- 4 But Arsenal are supposed to be 9 points clear in the hardest league in the world

Ticket going for tonight FOR FREE. Scan in only ... @RED_FACE_VALUE @FVAllRedTickets @REDTICKETSYNWA_ @REDticketMenIRE

@CHARISMA411 @Herrywitty1 @felix_jnf I'm a scouser, but yeah sound mate 👍

@CoreySimon64590 @Herrywitty1 @felix_jnf Chelsea fans, y'all will cry bloood this season 😢 clowns 🤡

I’ve never seen this level of shameless x.com/marescajnr/sta…

@Aviationist10 @Herrywitty1 @felix_jnf I'm not a Chelsea fan, so I don't really care

@CoreySimon64590 @Herrywitty1 @felix_jnf But it was just a Carabao cup. Why was Mourinho rolling himself on the grass like a pig? It’s just a Carabao cup. Innit? 🤓

@Herrywitty1 @felix_jnf He's celebrating winning a trophy. Not getting to a final for the first time in 6 years after spending over £1billion

@felix_jnf Shut up! This was your manager celebrating a Carabao cup victory on the grass like a cow!!

@xx_cm19_xx Atmosphere was fucking garbage last night to be fair

@enkakenproct @jeffrey_dalyop_ 🤣

@CoreySimon64590 @jeffrey_dalyop_ I was being generous.

City's downfall began when Haaland sarcastically told Arteta to stay humble & disrespected him. We have overtaken them since.

@Connor_LFC8 Gerrard did it in about 2007 against Villa you clown

No one knew about under the wall freekick until Coutinho did it

@enkakenproct @jeffrey_dalyop_ 10? Try 22

@jeffrey_dalyop_ Not in titles won over the last 10 years, you haven't. 🥱 Hate to do this but that's not how the math quite works.

@TrentXSalahREDS @BecOnceAgain1 Can you explain how?

@BecOnceAgain1 Vote correctly then?? Labour is literally the nonce party.

So if you’re a bit of a hint and shag a fella at work - albeit a prisoner - and you’ll be launched in jail for a few years. Go around noncing kids and you can get moved closer to a school. Country’s fucked mate

@Isaac_AFC_ @Hsports_HD Domestically he won: 1 Premier League, 1 FA Cup & 2 League Cups

@Salibasexual02 How do you 'stat pad' 97 points you fucking mong?

Certain teams just want it to go back to being uncompetitive so they can stat pad their way to 97+ points each and French kiss eachother for 9 months.

@FootballEra_ Hahahahahaha. Jesus fucking Christ. Arsenal fans literally live on a different planet

The Premier League is currently in the Mikel Arteta era — The era of compact, physical, frustrating mid-blocks. A few seasons back, every club even the newly promoted sides were focused on perfect build ups and dominating possession like Pep. Now, the best-performing teams in the league are the ones built around compact, well-drilled mid-blocks. Arteta effectively gave inferior teams a tactical template on how to match up with and frustrate bigger sides. He’s the only coach to have successfully implemented this mid-block approach at a big club while still competing for titles with it in recent seasons. To some extent, Arteta is responsible for how high the Premier League’s floor has become this season, and how capped the ceiling looks, a blessing and a curse.

@muktxr_ @ImOliviaPatrick @primevideosport But he didn't

Following the signing of Marc Guehi, Pep Guardiola has now spent over €𝟖𝟎𝟎𝐦 more than the next closest manager since he joined Man City 🤯💸